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pepper_field

Sir Guy's diary

Jul 19, 2013 17:05

Disclaimer, so no one calls the police: this is the fictional diary of Sir Guy of Gisborne from the Robin Hood BBC TV series. This season he basically has two settings: homicidal or suicidal, so please also consider this a trigger warning.

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( Diary of Sir Guy of Gisborne )

guy is an emo teenager

Comments 7

holdouttrout July 19 2013, 20:26:37 UTC

Hood ... would be the solid rock against which I set my back

Oh, Guy.

pepper_field July 19 2013, 21:58:14 UTC

He's found a FRIEND!

aelfgyfu_mead July 19 2013, 20:35:34 UTC

apparently I murdered her brother, though in truth I do not remember the event
I suppose those sorts of things get hard to track after a while.

I suspect I may have become another of the hopeless causes that he loves to espouse.
Dear Guy,
You were a hopeless cause long before Robin realized it.
Aelf

I declined his offer of confession - my sins are too heavy for the absolution of one priest, no matter how mighty a servant of the Lord he may be
And there, my friends, is the sin of pride and possibly despair. . . .

pepper_field July 19 2013, 22:26:17 UTC

Well, all these dead peasants, they start to look alike after a while...

Dear Guy,
You were a hopeless cause long before Robin realized it.
Aelf

Dear Aelf,
I am not hopeless! I am just MISUNDERSTOOD.
Love and kisses,
Guy.

And there, my friends, is the sin of pride and possibly despair. . . .

I dunno, I think he'd wear out a few priests before he'd finished confessing all his sins. *g*

aoife_hime July 20 2013, 17:22:16 UTC

Given Guy's history, I'm pretty sure he needs a champion. Or a friend. Though in Guy's case, there might not be all that much of a difference...

(The part where he talks about his sins being too heavy for one priest made me laugh because it reminded me of the part in 30 Rock where Jack broke a priest during confession.)

pepper_field July 20 2013, 18:32:14 UTC

Though in Guy's case, there might not be all that much of a difference...

Yeah, I think anyone trying to be Guy's friend has to be on something of a crusade. He's a lot of work!

*goes to hunt down 30 Rock on YouTube*

aoife_hime July 20 2013, 22:08:02 UTC

He's a lot of work!
And that's putting it mildly! I mean, the writers had to basically go insane before he was able to redeem himself, just imagine what sort of sacrifices a friend/champion would have to make?

(It's from the season 3 episode "St. Valentine's Day".)