Heeheehee. I'd forgotten how much I love the X-Files ep Jose Chung's From Outer Space (although I'm blowed if I know what Virgin is doing with their schedule - last week it was Irresisible and Die Hand Die Verletzt).
Blaine's description of his encounter with Mulder and Scully!
"One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn't pulling it off. Like, her hair was red but it was a little too red, you know? And the other one... the tall, lanky one... his face was so blank and expressionless. He didn't even seem human. I, I think he was a mandroid. The only time he reacted was when he saw the dead body." (Mulder lets out a very girlie, high-pitched shriek.)
*dies*
Scully's expression throughout is priceless. And Mulder at the end, quite possibly jerking off to footage of bigfoot (uh, which is a whole lot more disturbing now we have Sanctuary). Hee!
Oh, show. How could I have forgotten your delightful crackiness?