Getting To Know You
Stargate fic - S/J, usual disclaimers, blah blah... I'm so tired...
These... kinda won't make sense unless you read the others first. The order is Janet, Jack, Sam, Daniel, and then the emails, and then Hammond, and Paul Davis. They're just... silly stuff, y'know. Fic based on one of those emails - you know the sort.
Eh, that sounds random - I make links. Links easier. In order:
Janet
Jack
Sam
Daniel
Emails
There's a better explanation of what this is all about (written when I wasn't so damn tired) at the beginning of Jack's section.
And now there's these additions:
You think so, Dr. Jackson? By the way, you owe me $20.
- GH.
-----Original Message-----
From: Frasier, Maj. Dr. Janet, MD
Sent: 22 November 2001 14:25
To: Carter, Maj. S; Coombs, Dr. S; Davis, Maj. P; Felger, Dr. J; Ferretti, Maj. L; Hammond, Maj. Gen. G; Harriman, Sgt. W.D.; Jackson, Dr. D; Lee, Dr. B; Loewen, Dr. C; MacKenzie, Dr. E; O'Neill, Col. J; Nyan; Siler, Mstr. Sgt. S; Simmons, Lt. G; Teal'c;
Subject: Getting to Know You
NAME: George Hammond
SEX: Male
HOME: Colorado Springs
HEIGHT: 5'8"
HAIR: Very funny. Which reminds me: Doctor Frasier, I'd like to see you in my office, first thing tomorrow.
EYES: Blue.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?: I'm fine, thank you.
WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: Blue. My uniform.
CAN YOU JUGGLE?: Yes.
FAVORITE SMELL: Chanel no. 5. My wife's perfume.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Beyond The Sea.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Cake, brought to me by Colonel O'Neill in the hopes that if he makes himself looks enough of a fool, I'll be lenient. He should know me better by now.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IN 10 YEARS?: Retired!
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing good people for bad reasons.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When you're in the privileged position of being able to do a good turn for people who deserve it.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT THIS MORNING?: I was relieved to remember that today shouldn't be too eventful. I'm occasionally wrong about these things.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?: Air Force Blue.
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: The President of the United States.
WHAT YOU NOTICE FIRST ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Their walk.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FAIRGROUND RIDE?: The merry-go-round. It reminds me of the SGC.
FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Apple.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: SG-1 bickering.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen.
WHAT YOU'RE NOT: Impatient.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Brief. Not too much fuss.
TATTOOS - WHERE AND WHAT?: "Thunderbolt" on my upper left arm.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: If my grandkids are watching.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED TOYS?: No.
CATS OR DOGS?: Cats.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: I prefer to fly.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Many photos - men and women I've served with, friends, family.
STAR SIGN: Aries.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: For the most part.
FAVORITE FOOD: T-bone steak.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Single malt whiskey.
FAVORITE ITEM: My wedding ring.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: The Searchers.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?: Looking after the grandkids.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Happy endings. Military men are invariably sentimental at heart.
WINTER OR SUMMER?: Texan winter.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No. But I get the job done.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: The carpet.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: Yes.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
HUGS OR KISSES?: Kisses.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: My doctor doesn't allow me either, any more.
FAVORITE NUMBER: I don't have one, I'm afraid.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: A couple.
THUNDERSTORMS - COOL OR SCARY?: Cool.
LAST BOOK YOU READ: Johnny Cash's autobiography. He was in the Air Force, you know.
WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?: '57 Chevy.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Air Force insignia.
FAVORITE TV SHOW?: Bonanza.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE ALIVE, DEAD OR IMAGINARY, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Charles Lindbergh.
GUYS - WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: If need be, but not for preference nowadays.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Full-time grandpa.
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: Doctor Frasier is a first-class medic, an exemplary officer, and an honorable human being.
WHO ON THE LIST IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL?: Major Davis - they keep him busy up at the Pentagon.
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Thanks for including me in on this, Janet - it's been educational!
- Paul.
-----Original Message-----
From: Frasier, Maj. Dr. Janet, MD
Sent: 22 November 2001 14:25
To: Carter, Maj. S; Coombs, Dr. S; Davis, Maj. P; Felger, Dr. J; Ferretti, Maj. L; Hammond, Maj. Gen. G; Harriman, Sgt. W.D.; Jackson, Dr. D; Lee, Dr. B; Loewen, Dr. C; MacKenzie, Dr. E; O'Neill, Col. J; Nyan; Siler, Mstr. Sgt. S; Simmons, Lt. G; Teal'c;
Subject: Getting to Know You
NAME: Paul Davis
SEX: Male
HOME: Washington DC.
HEIGHT: 5'11"
HAIR: Brown
EYES: Brown
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?: Rushed off my feet.
WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: Blue. I wear Dress Blues pretty much all the time.
CAN YOU JUGGLE?: Yes. After working for the Pentagon, keeping three or four balls in the air at one time is nothing.
FAVORITE SMELL: Old books.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Reservoir Dogs.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Unidentified flying hors d'oeuvres at a reception last night. I've learnt to run on very little fuel, and to have an iron stomach.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IN 10 YEARS?: Actively participating in the Stargate program.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Waiting for the end of the world.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Cancellation of the above.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT THIS MORNING?: Well, my phone woke me, so I had a moment of "Oh god, what's happening now?" But it turned out to be... not completely bad news. Certainly not unexpected.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?: Red. It's my favorite color.
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: General Ryan, regarding the SG-1 personnel situation. He's actually got a very dry sense of humor.
WHAT YOU NOTICE FIRST ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Their rank. Sad but necessary in my line of work.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FAIRGROUND RIDE?: Rollercoasters.
FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Mango Madness - it reminds me of being on holiday.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Baseball. Favorite to watch and to play.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil. I'm more a shades-of-grey kind of guy.
WHAT YOU'RE NOT: A bureaucrat.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: I don't think so, no.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Nothing too elaborate. No uniforms. Traditional ceremony.
TATTOOS - WHERE AND WHAT?: A secret more highly classified than the Stargate.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I can eat anything, if I have to.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED TOYS?: Not since I was about ten.
CATS OR DOGS?: I love dogs, but my apartment doesn't have the space.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes - cars, motorbikes... anything with an engine. Flying's the best, though, when I get the opportunity.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: A few boring prints - it's a standard-issue apartment and I've not got around to decorating.
STAR SIGN: Capricorn.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yeah, but I don't see them as often as I should.
FAVORITE FOOD: A really good cheeseburger. Or mushroom fettuccini.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: White wine.
FAVORITE ITEM: A moon rock, presented to me by Buzz Aldrin himself. It's a long story.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: A certain general's videotaped 'pep' speech, reviewing it before it's sent out to the troops under his command. Words do not describe.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?: Putting out fires, then heading to Colorado Springs for an emergency meeting with General Hammond, and then hopefully a celebratory party.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Happy endings.
WINTER OR SUMMER?: Autumn. There's more than just the main seasons, you know.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes. I had training.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Monsters, of course.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: No.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Sometimes in cars. Never on planes.
HUGS OR KISSES?: A good hug is an underrated thing.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Vanilla toffee pecan.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Uh, bacon bits, I'm afraid.
FAVORITE NUMBER: Er... my local pizza delivery's phone number.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: If it's the red phone, one. If it's the ordinary phone, it depends how busy I am. Don't tell anyone, but sometimes I even screen calls.
THUNDERSTORMS - COOL OR SCARY?: Cool, but not to fly through.
LAST BOOK YOU READ: 'Lovely Bones'. It's okay - very over-hyped, though.
WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?: Aston Martin DB5. James Bond's car.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A picture of a beach in the Bahamas. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me through the day.
FAVORITE TV SHOW?: X-Files. So close it's scary.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE ALIVE, DEAD OR IMAGINARY, WHO WOULD IT BE?:
GUYS - WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: If I have to. I don't really like going around half-dressed unless strictly necessary.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: An SGC team leader. I hear on the grapevine that there may be a vacancy coming up soon.
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: Janet Frasier is a beautiful, intelligent woman, with an astonishingly warm heart for a doctor and a soldier.
WHO ON THE LIST IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL?: Sorry, I don't know everyone on the list, so I can't really say.
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I'm working on ones for Teal'c, Felger, Chloe, and Ferretti, but... eh, they're not getting very far. Except Felger's. Felger speaks to me, for some reason. *g*