Hey!Say! JUMP's Useless Talents
Useless Talent #1
disguising yourself as a thief with the purpose of stealing
Useless Talent #2
making ridiculous animal sounds with the use of plastic cups (provided by the staff) for the sake of the PV out takes.
Useless Talent #3
walking out in public fearlessly with bed hair
Useless talent#4
fitting an elliptical shaped biscuit into your mouth and show it off (to chinen) afterwards
Useless Talent#5
mantaining your equilibrium on green lightweight blocks during photoshoots and still look cute
Useless Talent#6
performing your amateur skills in cup stacking (to be able to have more fans)
Useless Talent#7
doing an impression of the director's voice, pretending to be boss.(without being reprimanded) to see how your co-members would react
Useless Talent #8
disposing a co-memeber's body (with the help of some willing members)
Useless Talent#9
faking a tummy ache whenever it is approppriate specially when a co-memeber is passing you the responibility to show fans the dance steps (just because he have'nt really memeorized it yet)
Useless Talent#10
feigning your own abduction to attract attention (Rating: Necessity To Have More Fans)
Useless talent#11
fitting your whole fist into your (luscious) mouth (unconsiously killing fan girls - zyn).
Useless Talent#12
making yourself fit into the trash can and managing to astonish a co-memeber
Useless Talent#13
making funny faces accomplishing..... nothing
Useless Talent#14
balancing things with the help of errr... different parts of the body (Talent desu! - mommy zyn)
Useless Talent#15
imitating a manga character's (wrathful) face
Useless Talent#15
using some fluffy thing in place of a sponge to apply face powder (Daiki Beauty Tips #1910340 - zyn)
Useless talent#16
using anything you could lay your hands on as a weapon
Useless talent#17
crossing on some metal bars illegally *sigh* to save time. Best used when you are late for dance practice or a photoshoot.
(Rating: NOT USELESS, after all)
Useless Talent#18
making yourself a blanket out of your own manga collection
(Rating: Beneficial for poor idols)
Useless Talent#19
picking your nose with the help of err... (Yuuto's) drumsticks and a pen in the front of the camera without being shy about it
Useless talent#20
Uhmm... well, as you can see, pole dancing
(Rating: . . .)
Useless Talent#21
Popping (poor) balloons. Best used when older co-memebers are bullying you to tears.
Useless Talent#22
hiding beneath colored papers (so that you could play with Yabu)
Useless talent#23
fitting yourself in a wheelbarrow (at the age of 19) and asking younger (Hey!Say!7) memebers to push it for you
(Qualification: Charm needed)
Useless Talent#24
Seeking shade under uhmm... a plant
Useless talent#25
catching the ball with your err... shirt and at the same time, showing your flat (sexy) stomach
Useless talent#26
reaching inside your soccer shorts so you won't have to play
(Qualification: Sexy Inoo on the background needed)
Useless Talent#27
Making a dress out of your soccer uniform (Rating: Extremely effective)
Useless Talent#28
Licking your lips and showing your tongue in public making people turn their heads and die immediately
(Rating: Dangerous)