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Dec 13, 2008 16:46

I have come to the conclusion that Christmas is idiotic.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, peoplesprincess sent to me...

Twelve shia_o_shimas lightningbending
Eleven pinkmoodswings ruling
Ten flamingofudas a-fighting
Nine justin_of_parms commanding
Eight hiddenqueens a-lightning
Seven fuzzyrats a-lying
Six nicecollarbones a-firebending
Five se-e-e-ervants
Four not eclipses
Three giving orders
Two hot baths
...and a manipulation in an astronomy.

In 2009, peoplesprincess resolves to...
Cut down to ten not eclipses a day.
Take evening classes in logic.
Pay for my servants on time.
Tell my family about giving orders.
Go commanding three times a week.
Admit my true feelings to wildest_card.

Fire Nation holidays are much more purposeful- and probably a good deal more enjoyable, too.

ddd: akako koizumi, ddd: rufus shinra, ddd: san, ddd: ty lee, ddd: tony stark, ddd: tyki mikk, ddd: cross marian, ddd: hei, ddd: saguru hakuba, ddd: karen minazuki, ddd: trish, ddd: !ic

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