10th Post [Voice; Accidental]

[peopleskills]

[The grunts and moans are of two people obviously enjoying themselves, the sound of kisses and the occasional smack of a riding crop can also be heard.]

Bones... Bones that's it, like that... I'm your stallion and...

Bones?

Bones!!

[Crack of a whip and a hiss.] Don't break character!

Ow! What the heck, Bon- oh that with your mouth feels go-

No,

Comments

[i_know_stuff]

That's it. I know there is no God now. I will never be able to forget this day. Never.

[peopleskills]

You think this bothers you?

[i_know_stuff]

No, I know it bothers me. You're probably only bothered because it's on the Network.

[peopleskills]

No. Nooo, no, no, no. I'm bothered because it happened at all. That? I am not into that.

[i_know_stuff]

Of course not.

[peopleskills]

That is just weird.

[i_know_stuff]

I know. More then I ever wanted to know. So much more.

[peopleskills]

We investigated a case about that stuff once, that's probably why we were affected that way.

[i_know_stuff]

Right that's the reason. Sure. Sure it wasn't because you secretly wanted it with her? Creepy fetish but hey, to each their own.

[peopleskills]

That? With Bones? I wouldn't want that with anyone. That's not what sex is, that's what two people just being weird is.

[i_know_stuff]

And scaring the people on the Network. Nightmares, I will have nightmares.

[peopleskills]

Exactly. hearing sex shouldn't give you nightmares. Unless it's your parents.

[i_know_stuff]

Not that I'd know anything about how your parents having sex would give you nightmares. I guess it would be awkward to see.

[peopleskills]

I can't speak from experience either, but I could imagine it's pretty traumatic.

[i_know_stuff]

Guess it's good I never have to worry about finding out.

Instead I just got the pleasure of seeing a bunch of people be weird. Way too weird.

[peopleskills]

You could have just not looked at the network and stayed inside.