8th Post

[peopleskills]

I think enough's been said about the curse the other day where everyone was playing the "game" and trying to rack up kills for points

Comments

[twodoctorates]

I don't suspect that anyone from your past will want to come and kill you.

Also I believe I correctly loaded the dishwasher.

[peopleskills]

You don't know my past very well, Zack.

Have you made any progress towards finding your own place?

[twodoctorates]

But in order for them to come and kill you they would have to admit that by killing them you have brought them to a place where they will continue to exist, and also, that they accomplish nothing by killing you.

No.

[peopleskills]

But if I didn't kill them, they'd be existing in our world. And by killing me they could, I don't know, cause me pain.

Let's work on that.

[twodoctorates]

And they would have to manage to be able to kill you.

But I do the dishes.

[peopleskills]

Yes, so you can see why I might not be keen on certain people coming here.

And you can do the dishes in your own place too, Zack. Don't you miss the solitude?

[twodoctorates]

I do not like the sound of the ticking.

[peopleskills]

That's why you get a pet, see? So you don't hear the ticking.

[twodoctorates]

Agent Booth, do you really think that I can handle having a pet?

[peopleskills]

Well, not a real pet like a cat or a dog, but I think a fish or a turtle might be something you could handle.

[twodoctorates]

Fish cannibalize each other. Turtles carry salmonella.

[peopleskills]

I could carry salmonella.

[twodoctorates]

But I do not plan on cleaning your living habitat nor touching you.

[peopleskills]

Well that's good to know.

[phdinbones]

Zach has a point, Booth. You should listen to him.

[twodoctorates]

Of course I do. It's only logical.