woah

Jul 02, 2005 11:51

IVE GOT A WHOLE 2 PEOPLE READING MY JOURNAL!!!! w00t.

neway.

proverbs i just made up in like 5 seconds.

Man who go to bed with itchy but wake up with stinky finger.

Eat crackers in bed have crummy night.

I am to lazy to think of something clever.

Ever notice how when people try to help you they really hurt you? And then you realize that you shouldn't have been asking them for help... but they have helped you so many times before, plus in certain situation you have no one else to go to. And just so we get this strait, there are some people that will go out with anyone half descent, lets call those people Fag Attaining Ignorance Though Hoping. Alouth these people will steal even your closest friends they have feelings too and should not be shot in public. Im not sure why these people go out with everything that moves, but they do. Ive had to friends fall into the trap of the Fag Attaining Ignorance Though Hoping and they will never be the exact same again because they'll be taller and maybe for the most part wiser. With the first friend that fell to this horibly horney trap was as totaly unsuspecting as I, but very soon i realized that it was a big friend sucker. You'd be walking along with your friends the (awsome sucking noise, eww, not like that) they were gone! My poor first friend almost went through an entire cycle of the trap! Hes lucky he got out. After maybe a year this walking trap would still come up to me and talk to me. I'd always think you said stuff about me and your friends say stuff about you and your just a big group of people that secretly hate eachother and i want nothing to do with that. But it would persistantly talk to me, and use its weird emrionic presence to mislead my mind into believing that it had changed, it even went so far as to use a third party to make me believe it had changed. After awhile i believed it changed and my second friend came over and they were talking, just talking, i was there talking too, but not as much. It wanted us to go to the first of july fireworks with our youth pastor. When i got there it was either hang out with my friend and it or go sit alone by my self. Luckily i came to my senses, a trap is a trap and it will stay a trap for as long as it can, even luckilier (whatever) i had back up from a third and fourth friend that hung out with me as my friend fell deeper into the trap.
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