crazy ex
Session Start (You Ass Castle:RandyRue88): Tue Nov 06 23:00:38 2007
[23:00] RandyRue88: hey
[23:00] you ass castle: sup
[23:00] RandyRue88: nothn you
[23:01] you ass castle: nothin much. im soaking wet
[23:01] RandyRue88: why
[23:01] you ass castle: and didnt bring a change of clothes up here
[23:01] you ass castle: i was pissin by the rocks off the lake, and a huge wave came and nailed me
[23:01] RandyRue88: why were you by the lake its freezing
[23:02] you ass castle: just chillin. i had to piss though
[23:02] RandyRue88: you were having sex werent you
[23:03] you ass castle: no
[23:03] RandyRue88: mhmm
[23:04] you ass castle: i swear.
[23:04] you ass castle: funny story. she was friends with kevin p.
[23:05] RandyRue88: my ex
[23:05] you ass castle: yeah
[23:05] RandyRue88: kevin peasley
[23:05] RandyRue88: whats her name
[23:05] you ass castle: kelly roedema
[23:05] RandyRue88: dude
[23:05] RandyRue88: you had sex with her
[23:06] you ass castle: you had no idea who she was
[23:06] you ass castle: now you do?
[23:06] you ass castle: bullshit. you cant scare me
[23:06] RandyRue88: you never told me her name
[23:06] you ass castle: why, what did you hear?
[23:07] RandyRue88: it doesnt matter
[23:07] RandyRue88: whatever
[23:07] RandyRue88: have a good time
[23:07] you ass castle: yeah, i knew you didnt know shit
[23:07] RandyRue88: i dont
[23:07] RandyRue88: im just trying to fuck with you
[23:07] RandyRue88: anywa s are you two official now
[23:08] you ass castle: yeah
[23:08] RandyRue88: wow
[23:08] you ass castle: wow what?
[23:08] RandyRue88: i just really cant belieive you
[23:08] you ass castle: why?
[23:08] RandyRue88: it doesnt matter anymore
[23:08] you ass castle: i really like this girl.
[23:09] you ass castle: you wanted to be friends.
[23:09] you ass castle: so what is the big deal?
[23:09] RandyRue88: well you really loved me
[23:09] RandyRue88: there isnt one anymore so
[23:09] RandyRue88: you wanted to be friends
[23:09] RandyRue88: do you even know anything about her kevin
[23:09] RandyRue88: like anything
[23:09] you ass castle: there isnt one what anymore?
[23:10] RandyRue88: nothing
[23:10] you ass castle: yeah, i know enough about her to want to date her
[23:10] RandyRue88: why dont you start dating girls yor age
[23:10] you ass castle: eh
[23:10] RandyRue88: seeing as how girls my age dont know what they want
[23:11] you ass castle: she is older than you
[23:11] RandyRue88: isnt that what you said when you broke up with me
[23:11] RandyRue88: 1 year
[23:11] you ass castle: we are on the same page when it comes to dating
[23:11] RandyRue88: yea for now
[23:11] you ass castle: if it doesnt work out then it wont work out
[23:11] you ass castle: whatever
[23:11] RandyRue88: its not going to work
[23:11] RandyRue88: i already know
[23:12] you ass castle: how do you know
[23:12] RandyRue88: i just do, i know you
[23:12] RandyRue88: hell i can make it not work
[23:12] you ass castle: what are you going to do to make it not work
[23:12] RandyRue88: i can do alot
[23:12] RandyRue88: i know i can
[23:12] you ass castle: why would you want to do that
[23:12] RandyRue88: ya see because deep down you still love me
[23:13] you ass castle: miranda
[23:13] RandyRue88: forget it
[23:13] RandyRue88: have a good life
[23:13] RandyRue88: seriously
[23:13] you ass castle: you gonna log off now or something
[23:13] you ass castle: get all upset and leave because i have a gf
[23:13] RandyRue88: nope
[23:14] RandyRue88: she doesnt know you
[23:14] RandyRue88: like i do
[23:14] you ass castle: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
[23:15] RandyRue88: well lets put it this way sk her long she can hold her breath under water
[23:15] RandyRue88: until she has to come up for air
[23:15] you ass castle: what?
[23:15] you ass castle: 23:15] RandyRue88: well lets put it this way sk her long she can hold her breath under water
[23:15] you ass castle: i dont know what you said there
[23:16] RandyRue88: ask her how long she can hold her breath under water until she needs air because there is just so much to put up with when it comes to you
[23:16] you ass castle: ?
[23:16] you ass castle: no there is not
[23:16] you ass castle: you made it that way
[23:16] RandyRue88: im the only one who can put up with all your drama
[23:17] you ass castle: what the fuck?
[23:17] you ass castle: haha
[23:17] you ass castle: you cant handle me. thats why i broke up with you.
[23:17] you ass castle: you made everything dramatic
[23:17] RandyRue88: oh i can handle you
[23:17] RandyRue88: maybe because i needed a little more excitement a fucking reason to know why i loved you so much
[23:18] RandyRue88: thats why i gave you drama
[23:18] you ass castle: loved*
[23:18] you ass castle: see
[23:18] RandyRue88: does it matter
[23:18] you ass castle: so what is the problem here. you are over me
[23:18] you ass castle: you are getting married
[23:18] you ass castle: or not.. idk
[23:18] you ass castle: plus you are talking to that one dude
[23:18] you ass castle: who is sooo cute and nice
[23:19] RandyRue88: im not getting married yes im talking to a guy who is amazing
[23:19] you ass castle: so why are you upset?
[23:19] RandyRue88: and why it hurts to know you have someone else i dont know
[23:19] RandyRue88: i have no idea
[23:19] RandyRue88: maybe because it was suppose to be me
[23:19] you ass castle: you want me to come over there and make a mistake?
[23:20] RandyRue88: what do you mean'
[23:20] you ass castle: nm. i was jk
[23:20] RandyRue88: not funny
[23:21] you ass castle: not funny how
[23:21] RandyRue88: nvm
[23:22] you ass castle: wanna keep arguing or move on?
[23:22] RandyRue88: well if your happy then i am happy i want to see you happy
[23:22] RandyRue88: i have no choice
[23:22] you ass castle: thats what we do though
[23:22] you ass castle: i dont think we know how not to argue
[23:22] RandyRue88: we dont
[23:23] RandyRue88: theres always something to fight about even when were not together
[23:23] you ass castle: at least we have accepted that
[23:24] RandyRue88: just dont make promises with her you wont keep
[23:25] RandyRue88: you dont want to go through the same shit again
[23:26] you ass castle: smart
[23:27] RandyRue88: see right now i should be happily married with my wonderful husband and we would go for are little morning walk and take a shower together and go about are days and do it all over again but, HE wasnt ready and HE was confused
[23:27] RandyRue88: ok im done
[23:27] you ass castle: whos he?
[23:27] you ass castle: gerald?
[23:27] RandyRue88: wow you are slow
[23:27] RandyRue88: no dumb ass you
[23:27] you ass castle: OMG!
[23:28] RandyRue88: i couldnt help iut
[23:28] RandyRue88: it*
[23:28] you ass castle: you showed NO commitment WHAT SO EVER
[23:28] RandyRue88: WHAT
[23:28] RandyRue88: i started planning everything getting our place making plans for the wedding with my family and you totally fucked it all up
[23:28] you ass castle: you want a happy little family with every boyfriend you have had for a long time
[23:29] you ass castle: and you call a long time a couple months
[23:29] RandyRue88: thats not true
[23:29] you ass castle: kevin p.
[23:29] you ass castle: me
[23:29] you ass castle: gerald
[23:29] you ass castle: fuck, after we broke up the first time
[23:29] you ass castle: you said you were in love
[23:29] you ass castle: and it wasnt even a month
[23:29] RandyRue88: kevin p i told you i couldnt marry him you i wanted to gerald no i didnt and i m not
[23:29] you ass castle: and that was after we went out for 8 fucking months
[23:29] RandyRue88: you,told me you were inlove first
[23:30] you ass castle: no, you said you were in love with that other dude who fucked you over
[23:30] RandyRue88: I LOVED YOU, I WAS INLOVE UNTIL KATLYNN
[23:30] RandyRue88: what other dude
[23:30] you ass castle: who knows, there are too many
[23:30] RandyRue88: bret
[23:30] you ass castle: oh, you stopped loving me after katelynn
[23:30] you ass castle: awesome
[23:30] RandyRue88: i wasnt inlove i was PREGNANT
[23:30] RandyRue88: OK
[23:30] RandyRue88: there
[23:30] RandyRue88: are you happy now
[23:31] RandyRue88: you got me
[23:31] you ass castle: pregnant with brett?
[23:31] RandyRue88: yea
[23:31] RandyRue88: ok
[23:31] you ass castle: wow
[23:31] RandyRue88: i got an abortion
[23:31] RandyRue88: my sister payed for it
[23:31] RandyRue88: so im sorry that i was a little torn up about him ok
[23:32] you ass castle: =O
[23:32] you ass castle: and you are tellin me that i jump into relationships?
[23:32] RandyRue88: no i never said that
[23:32] you ass castle: let me scroll up a little bit
[23:32] you ass castle: i can copy and paste it if youd like
[23:32] RandyRue88: go ahead
[23:34] you ass castle: haha actually
[23:34] you ass castle: 22:28] RandyRue88: and you say i jump into things
[23:34] RandyRue88: im just saying
[23:35] you ass castle: im not lookin to get married or have a kid
[23:35] RandyRue88: you dont even know her
[23:35] RandyRue88: you were before
[23:35] you ass castle: well, yeah... eventually i want to
[23:36] you ass castle: so where did you get that from
[23:37] you ass castle: holding her breathe until she cant breathe anymore
[23:37] RandyRue88: i just came up wtih it
[23:37] RandyRue88: im clever
[23:37] you ass castle: bs
[23:37] RandyRue88: i swear to god
[23:37] you ass castle: ok ok
[23:38] RandyRue88: so is she prettier then me
[23:39] you ass castle: youve seen her
[23:39] RandyRue88: no i havent
[23:39] you ass castle: i thought you saw her comin outta petco
[23:40] RandyRue88: nope
[23:41] you ass castle: she is attractive.
[23:41] you ass castle: completely different than you
[23:43] you ass castle: do you want me to ask you about this guy you are seeing?
[23:43] RandyRue88: hes moving in with me
[23:43] you ass castle: see... you rush
[23:43] RandyRue88: were not sharing a room
[23:44] you ass castle: doesnt matter. last week you wanted me to move in with you
[23:44] you ass castle: within that week. you found a new dude. and you are moving in with him
[23:44] you ass castle: BANG BANG BANG
[23:44] RandyRue88: huh
[23:45] you ass castle: thats what your apartment will sound like
[23:45] RandyRue88: gun shots
[23:46] you ass castle: cum shots
[23:46] RandyRue88: gross
[23:46] RandyRue88: your nasty
[23:46] you ass castle: you are nasty
[23:46] you ass castle: movin in with a dude
[23:46] you ass castle: haha
[23:48] RandyRue88: thats not nasty
[23:49] RandyRue88: your nasty
[23:54] RandyRue88: do you want to be nasty
[23:54] you ass castle: with you?
[23:55] RandyRue88: lets not jump to conclusions
[23:55] you ass castle: we dont have to. the conclusion make takes hours
[23:55] RandyRue88: lol
[23:56] RandyRue88: come over
[23:56] you ass castle: you messin
[23:56] RandyRue88: ........
[23:56] you ass castle: ........
[23:57] RandyRue88: did you bring the truck down
[23:57] you ass castle: yeah
[23:57] RandyRue88: oh
[23:57] you ass castle: the 300 take 3/4 of gas just to get up here
[00:00] RandyRue88: oh
[00:03] RandyRue88: well then on that note im going to bed
[00:04] you ass castle: haha
[00:04] you ass castle: i knew it
[00:04] you ass castle: goodnight
[00:04] RandyRue88: you knew what'
[00:04] you ass castle: i knew that you just wanted me to come over in the 300
[00:05] RandyRue88: no theres just no space in the truck
[00:05] you ass castle: basement
[00:05] RandyRue88: you want to
[00:06] you ass castle: do you
[00:06] RandyRue88: soooooooo bad
[00:06] you ass castle: your only doin this cuz i have a gf
[00:06] RandyRue88: and you would never cheat again
[00:06] you ass castle: so you are testing me
[00:07] RandyRue88: am i
[00:07] you ass castle: are you
[00:07] RandyRue88: lol
[00:07] RandyRue88: no
[00:07] RandyRue88: do you want to or no else im going to sleep
[00:08] you ass castle: go to bed
[00:08] RandyRue88: goodnight
[00:08] *** Auto-response from RandyRue88: dreaming