Job Interview With A Vampire: Humorous Dark Fantasy

[penthius]

Maybe the cape and the trickle of blood at the corner of his mouth was a little much, but his mama had told him, "Always dress over, not under, when you're going to a job interview." So far he'd had no problem getting whatever job he'd set his heart on, so he reckoned her advice was good. After all, it was going to get him the girl he wanted, too. Which was why he wanted this job, but he quickly got his mind back on the job interview. His mama had also always taught him that he should focus on the matter at hand, not let himself get distracted into making a mistake. He thought that maybe the trickle of blood was a little much, when the door opened and he saw the gentleman doing the hiring. He was old, dark, lean, with a dangerous hard edge--

Inspiration: Sending in a job application.
Story Potential: High?
Notes: Not sure why I think this might be high potential. But for some reason I get a picture of this guy's girl (or who he wants to be) being someplace he can't get to without getting this job. So it's sort of a romance, with a comedic touch, but also a fair dose of the shivers.