Dreaming in XMFC: Vampire Guinea Pigs
Yeah, so I had a pretty awesome dream about an Xmen First Class AU. Great drama with a lot of politics and tension as it became more and more clear that Erik Lensherr, the darling of the high command, would be playing favorites for Charles Xavier, new recruit.
In one "scene", another recruit watches Erik's body language change as he passes Charles in the crowd. Somehow this had BIG negative implications for Erik's political standing with the Big Boss, which had so far been on the rise. That's not even counting the other looming threat -- that Erik wasn't quite human; he was something sinister and dangerous, and some of the people in the program knew.
Then I woke up and realized that the revelation was that Erik was a vampire hamster.
Yeah.
Characters were reading reference books and encyclopedias with pictures and diagrams -- of vampire hamsters. All while Erik, in his true form, lurked outside the building trying to reach Charles, but he couldn't enter because the program was housed in the building of a Catholic school, which somehow made it holy ground. (Yes, the two things I've done in the past week were watch True Blood and read Methos fic. How could you tell?)
So, epic drama, except. Vampire Hamster.
T: HE WILL GNAW YOUR ANKLES!
Pen: IT ONLY TAKES ONE BITE.
T: HE LURKS BENEATH THE KITCHEN TABLE! WAITING! BREAKFAST WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
Pen: But Charles thinks he fits nicely in the curve between your neck and shoulder.
Pen: He's quite nice really.
....it got even better when I realized that despite all the language about vampire hamsters, the photos in the encyclopedias were clearly of guinea pigs. I'm going to blame that on that Power Rangers fic I read four years ago (it had ninjas!). So.
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In one "scene", another recruit watches Erik's body language change as he passes Charles in the crowd. Somehow this had BIG negative implications for Erik's political standing with the Big Boss, which had so far been on the rise. That's not even counting the other looming threat -- that Erik wasn't quite human; he was something sinister and dangerous, and some of the people in the program knew.
Then I woke up and realized that the revelation was that Erik was a vampire hamster.
Yeah.
Characters were reading reference books and encyclopedias with pictures and diagrams -- of vampire hamsters. All while Erik, in his true form, lurked outside the building trying to reach Charles, but he couldn't enter because the program was housed in the building of a Catholic school, which somehow made it holy ground. (Yes, the two things I've done in the past week were watch True Blood and read Methos fic. How could you tell?)
So, epic drama, except. Vampire Hamster.
T: HE WILL GNAW YOUR ANKLES!
Pen: IT ONLY TAKES ONE BITE.
T: HE LURKS BENEATH THE KITCHEN TABLE! WAITING! BREAKFAST WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
Pen: But Charles thinks he fits nicely in the curve between your neck and shoulder.
Pen: He's quite nice really.
....it got even better when I realized that despite all the language about vampire hamsters, the photos in the encyclopedias were clearly of guinea pigs. I'm going to blame that on that Power Rangers fic I read four years ago (it had ninjas!). So.
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