The Mentaly Retarded Make Me Look Retarded/Damn can i spin a yarn
In the past few days i have seen at leasy five mentaly retarded people and have sucsessfuly made fun of each and every one of them....but before you judge me so quick i think it is important that you know that none of this was my my fault, for I am blind to their disabilities. Well, lets start from the begining
As i was sitting in a car listening to my ipod we slowed to a stop. The cause of the traffic soon became evident as a man with a peice of paper pinned to his shirt ran past us. Aparently a small locally run marathon was going on. As the last runner passed us i noticed that he was running rather peculiarly, his legs covering uneven wide paces and his face contorted, i said nothing but remembered it in my mind.
later in the ride we came across a woman who was walking akwardly down a sidwalk with her dog. It was at that point in which i remarked, "whats with people today?...theyre all walking so stupid". At that point the silence spread and all eyes became locked on me. "Sam, That woman is mentaly challenged!". My head slunk down in humiliation. I told them that the only reason i said that was because i saw another man at the end of the race who was running weird and I didnt know that she had a dissability. "Sam...he was Mentaly-Challenged too." Yea thats right, im an asshole.
This was the second time that week that i had accidentaly made fun of a mentaly challenged man. I was shopping in an ACME supermarket the other day after stocking up for the summer. It was on the way out that I saw a poorly dressed man sitting on a bench mumbling to himself. I kept on walking and didnt stare but as son as i got to a safe distance I remarked to my father "what the hell was that guys problem?"
"SAM....He's mentaly retarded"
Once again...Im an asshole
And lastly i went down to the track today in delaware with my good friend Olivia J and it was truly a sight to behold. The level of inbreeding could be only rivaled by the crowd at a toby keith concert. eventualy i came upon a specimen who truly amazed me. Tall, skinny, and a face of a horse. The best part was he had socks that were at least 1 1/2 feet tall. I dont know where he got them or who would make them but i was truly amazed. after remarking and jesting with my friend she pointed out that this man too, as it seems everyone these days is
WAS MENTALY RETARDED.
well once and all im an asshole
but at least im an asshole who cant tell retards from normal people.
As i was sitting in a car listening to my ipod we slowed to a stop. The cause of the traffic soon became evident as a man with a peice of paper pinned to his shirt ran past us. Aparently a small locally run marathon was going on. As the last runner passed us i noticed that he was running rather peculiarly, his legs covering uneven wide paces and his face contorted, i said nothing but remembered it in my mind.
later in the ride we came across a woman who was walking akwardly down a sidwalk with her dog. It was at that point in which i remarked, "whats with people today?...theyre all walking so stupid". At that point the silence spread and all eyes became locked on me. "Sam, That woman is mentaly challenged!". My head slunk down in humiliation. I told them that the only reason i said that was because i saw another man at the end of the race who was running weird and I didnt know that she had a dissability. "Sam...he was Mentaly-Challenged too." Yea thats right, im an asshole.
This was the second time that week that i had accidentaly made fun of a mentaly challenged man. I was shopping in an ACME supermarket the other day after stocking up for the summer. It was on the way out that I saw a poorly dressed man sitting on a bench mumbling to himself. I kept on walking and didnt stare but as son as i got to a safe distance I remarked to my father "what the hell was that guys problem?"
"SAM....He's mentaly retarded"
Once again...Im an asshole
And lastly i went down to the track today in delaware with my good friend Olivia J and it was truly a sight to behold. The level of inbreeding could be only rivaled by the crowd at a toby keith concert. eventualy i came upon a specimen who truly amazed me. Tall, skinny, and a face of a horse. The best part was he had socks that were at least 1 1/2 feet tall. I dont know where he got them or who would make them but i was truly amazed. after remarking and jesting with my friend she pointed out that this man too, as it seems everyone these days is
WAS MENTALY RETARDED.
well once and all im an asshole
but at least im an asshole who cant tell retards from normal people.