All I want to do is grow old with you.

Aug 03, 2005 17:41

So, for those who don't know me too well I usually don't wear anything above my hips. That doesn't mean I wear baggy pants. It means I'm usually naked or wearing girls pants. I also ave a giant swastaka on my pelvic muscles. And it just so happened that my neighbors are black...very black...And it just so happens I tend to stumble around influenced...and it just so happens I own a machine gun...oh God.

This guy gave me pot to mow his yard. Like thirty dollars worth. This was yesterday, by the by. So, today around twelve or one, I got up smoked a bunch of pot, put on my swimming trunks and flip-flops...then sat back down...and smoked more pot...THEN I went and fell asleep by the pool for hours and got dark. Like MEXICAN dark.

I got stung on the foot by a wasp while I was mowing. They guy felt bad and forced pot on me. Next thing I knew I was wading through a swamp. Jesus, this has got to end. Ever since July 29...God, what day is it?

On another note...SHE NEEDS ME, SHE NEEDS ME, SHE NEEDS ME! God, I love you Scarlett Stroud!
Previous post Next post
Up