Degas' Worst Nightmare (TM)
Credit-where-credit-is-due: this is
iris4700 's idea and i think it's brilliant.
Items needed:
-hideous pink ballerina style bridesmaid's dress: CHECK!
-fake plastic penis:
-hatchet:
-Impressionist make-up job: i can probably pull this off
-Ammo belt:
-combat boots: CHECK!