"Its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock."
It's slightly intimidating in appearance:
It requires heroic effort to open:
(please not that those are: a chisel and a hammer)
The edible parts feel like the innards of a stress ball:
Amazingly, the cat REALLY liked it:
(i, on the other hand, did not.)
Thank god that its protective net makes such a fine hat:
