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I just accidentally ordered a hundred dollars of tooth whitening shit.
And the stupid fucking bitch won't let me cancel it.
Apparently, according to the fine print, I can only cancel after the first shipment. I only wanted the free sample. And I only wanted that so I could have the free gift certificate.
At least I'll have really white teeth.
I'm going to cry now.
UPDATE: So, my mom totally just called them and bitched them out. She's like 'Legally, my daughter has three days, no matter what she agreed to. I don't have time to fuck around; if you don't put me through to your supervisor I will call my lawyer.' At this point the woman hung up on her. So, she called back. That's where we are now. She's waiting to talk to a supervisor.
Oy. This is funny. But also, sad.
Perhaps worth the $100 to hear her do this.
She's talking to Lilac now. This is fantastic. She's being nicer to this woman, though still a lot scarier than I've seen her. If she pulls this off, I swear to god I'm sending her flowers. And I'll be the bestest daughter ever.
Oh man, she's crazy. 'Lilac, who's your boss? Who signs your checks?'
Now, she's going to wait for Bobbie [the mysterious supervisor] to call & if she doesn't my mom will kill her. Yay, mommy.
We'll see I guess.
A lesson for you guys: Free stuff is not free. Not even free samples. Generally, I try to remember this, but you have to be incredibly careful. It was stupid of me to attempt to win a free dinner by ordering a free trial (all I was supposed to pay for was Shipping & Handling), but my grandpa had just done it legitmently and sometimes those offers really do exist if you look carefully. Obviously, I didn't look carefully enough. So, as my new favourite adage goes...if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Ugh. And to think that once all I had to worry about was this migraine (I'm probably not drinking enough) and my impending stats exam.
I fucking love life.
-Jessica
And the stupid fucking bitch won't let me cancel it.
Apparently, according to the fine print, I can only cancel after the first shipment. I only wanted the free sample. And I only wanted that so I could have the free gift certificate.
At least I'll have really white teeth.
I'm going to cry now.
UPDATE: So, my mom totally just called them and bitched them out. She's like 'Legally, my daughter has three days, no matter what she agreed to. I don't have time to fuck around; if you don't put me through to your supervisor I will call my lawyer.' At this point the woman hung up on her. So, she called back. That's where we are now. She's waiting to talk to a supervisor.
Oy. This is funny. But also, sad.
Perhaps worth the $100 to hear her do this.
She's talking to Lilac now. This is fantastic. She's being nicer to this woman, though still a lot scarier than I've seen her. If she pulls this off, I swear to god I'm sending her flowers. And I'll be the bestest daughter ever.
Oh man, she's crazy. 'Lilac, who's your boss? Who signs your checks?'
Now, she's going to wait for Bobbie [the mysterious supervisor] to call & if she doesn't my mom will kill her. Yay, mommy.
We'll see I guess.
A lesson for you guys: Free stuff is not free. Not even free samples. Generally, I try to remember this, but you have to be incredibly careful. It was stupid of me to attempt to win a free dinner by ordering a free trial (all I was supposed to pay for was Shipping & Handling), but my grandpa had just done it legitmently and sometimes those offers really do exist if you look carefully. Obviously, I didn't look carefully enough. So, as my new favourite adage goes...if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Ugh. And to think that once all I had to worry about was this migraine (I'm probably not drinking enough) and my impending stats exam.
I fucking love life.
-Jessica