last week and last night
Well last week doesn't really matter so I will sum it up really fast. It sucked I only went to a few classes but I got all of my assignments in and that's that.
Last night is a whole other story, well the whole day was weird. It was a really long day but not in a bad way. First I had to wake up and go to U of M to make up some hours at my research. I spent 6 hours there but it went by super fast and I got quite a bit accomplished so it was great. Then I call Lynn-dog up on the phone and see what she was up to, and woudln't you know she was up to nothing so I get her to take me to Meijers to pick up some supplies. Ok so we start shopping and I see this KICK ASS clip on tie I had to wear with my U of M hoodie it was a marvelous combination. So then we really start shopping and I am picking stuff up and I see these massive lesbians. So as we pass them I "whisper" to Lynn hey do you see those massive lesbians. And she is all like WHERE WHERE WHERE ARE THE LESBIANS in a somewhat loud tone. But I don't think they cared and continue shopping and talking about them. And I was casually talking to lynn about the lesbians and she was like watch what you say. And I am like Why what are they going to do, the lesbians aren't going to beat me up. But it turns out they were following Lynn and I but I didn't know and Lynn did so she took off running and I am like what what is Lynn doing. I catch up to her at the milk and the lesbians come right behind me and make sure to stop right next to us and dyke out to the max grabbing ass holding hands it was amazing. Well after that escapade I needed to find "live" active yeast. All I know is that it should be in the refrigerated section around the dairy and yogurt and stuff. WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. So lynn asks a poor defenseless lady. After the lady stops laughing at us for looking for "live" yeast she leads us all around the cold section and can't find it either. So I am like damn and then see my last chance a guy working in the cheese section I think he has to know right. But no he laughes even harder than the lady, I think he thought we were playing a joke on him or something, but he directs us to the flour aisle and we find active yeast. At this point I am like geesh I can't hold on to anything anymore I need a cart WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I GET A CART AT THE BEGINNING. So we walk up to the front of the store and the old lady greeter thinks I am trying to steal this stuff and eyeballs me the whole time I am getting a cart. OH YEAH and the yeast I liked best even before looking was a yeast from CANADA. I have an unnatural attraction to things from Canada that is just fascinating. SO we get everything else I need and go to check out and see a GREAT sale on jones soda so I had to buy some. At the U-Scan check out I get behind this woman who was completely finished with her checking out so I am like great timing NOT. She throws her purse up on the scanner and starts rummaging through her purse and TAKES FOREVER, so long in fact that another thing opens and I use that one. Now that meijers is over the adventure with lynn continues.
She invites me to watch a movie with her sean and this kid Tony I had never met so I was like sure. We rent The Boondock Saints, Clerks, and Detroit Rock City(all great movies). WE have a half an hour to waste and decide to go to Tim Hurtons (which I love), can you guess where they come from, that's right Canada. Lynn makes me order over her and her music so I am shouting Iced Cappuccino and we get to the window and get a Hot cappuccino handed to us and I am like this isn't what I ordered. We honk the horn and wait there she doesn't come. So we have to drive through again and get an Iced Cappuccino but it was free so YAY. Now the drive to Sean's house was very interesting indeed. We are cruising along in the high speed lane and it's all good then the right lane starts going faster than the left so Lynn merges over and we start passing this Envoy which is tailgating this other car and you can tell that they are pissed off. So lynn is like too bad ass hole you can't get over here either and right at that instant they cut lynn off and this starts the battle. We ( the envoy and us) both get passed the slow traffic and the envoy moves back to the left and lynn stays in the right. The envoy comes up to more slow traffic and starts gunning the gas and getting within inches of the car in front of them and when they don't get over they turn on their brights, this is one thing Lynn and I can't handle so we get behind them and turn on our brights. At this point it's our opportunityto get past them on the right so we take it and get ahead of them. They can't stand this so they pass the slow car on the left in the middle of M-59 in downtown Waterford. So Lynn throws my Iced Cappuccino at them but they run through a yellow and we get stuck at a red and that was that.
After that the night was pretty standard. Watched Boondock and Detroit Rock City, but it got so late that lynn couldn't drive me home. So I got a lift with Sean and Tony and hung out with them. They are some pretty cool guys we got McDonald's at 330 and sat in the big boy parking lot eating and cracking jokes. All in all it was a very interesting night. Hurray for lynn!!!
Last night is a whole other story, well the whole day was weird. It was a really long day but not in a bad way. First I had to wake up and go to U of M to make up some hours at my research. I spent 6 hours there but it went by super fast and I got quite a bit accomplished so it was great. Then I call Lynn-dog up on the phone and see what she was up to, and woudln't you know she was up to nothing so I get her to take me to Meijers to pick up some supplies. Ok so we start shopping and I see this KICK ASS clip on tie I had to wear with my U of M hoodie it was a marvelous combination. So then we really start shopping and I am picking stuff up and I see these massive lesbians. So as we pass them I "whisper" to Lynn hey do you see those massive lesbians. And she is all like WHERE WHERE WHERE ARE THE LESBIANS in a somewhat loud tone. But I don't think they cared and continue shopping and talking about them. And I was casually talking to lynn about the lesbians and she was like watch what you say. And I am like Why what are they going to do, the lesbians aren't going to beat me up. But it turns out they were following Lynn and I but I didn't know and Lynn did so she took off running and I am like what what is Lynn doing. I catch up to her at the milk and the lesbians come right behind me and make sure to stop right next to us and dyke out to the max grabbing ass holding hands it was amazing. Well after that escapade I needed to find "live" active yeast. All I know is that it should be in the refrigerated section around the dairy and yogurt and stuff. WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. So lynn asks a poor defenseless lady. After the lady stops laughing at us for looking for "live" yeast she leads us all around the cold section and can't find it either. So I am like damn and then see my last chance a guy working in the cheese section I think he has to know right. But no he laughes even harder than the lady, I think he thought we were playing a joke on him or something, but he directs us to the flour aisle and we find active yeast. At this point I am like geesh I can't hold on to anything anymore I need a cart WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I GET A CART AT THE BEGINNING. So we walk up to the front of the store and the old lady greeter thinks I am trying to steal this stuff and eyeballs me the whole time I am getting a cart. OH YEAH and the yeast I liked best even before looking was a yeast from CANADA. I have an unnatural attraction to things from Canada that is just fascinating. SO we get everything else I need and go to check out and see a GREAT sale on jones soda so I had to buy some. At the U-Scan check out I get behind this woman who was completely finished with her checking out so I am like great timing NOT. She throws her purse up on the scanner and starts rummaging through her purse and TAKES FOREVER, so long in fact that another thing opens and I use that one. Now that meijers is over the adventure with lynn continues.
She invites me to watch a movie with her sean and this kid Tony I had never met so I was like sure. We rent The Boondock Saints, Clerks, and Detroit Rock City(all great movies). WE have a half an hour to waste and decide to go to Tim Hurtons (which I love), can you guess where they come from, that's right Canada. Lynn makes me order over her and her music so I am shouting Iced Cappuccino and we get to the window and get a Hot cappuccino handed to us and I am like this isn't what I ordered. We honk the horn and wait there she doesn't come. So we have to drive through again and get an Iced Cappuccino but it was free so YAY. Now the drive to Sean's house was very interesting indeed. We are cruising along in the high speed lane and it's all good then the right lane starts going faster than the left so Lynn merges over and we start passing this Envoy which is tailgating this other car and you can tell that they are pissed off. So lynn is like too bad ass hole you can't get over here either and right at that instant they cut lynn off and this starts the battle. We ( the envoy and us) both get passed the slow traffic and the envoy moves back to the left and lynn stays in the right. The envoy comes up to more slow traffic and starts gunning the gas and getting within inches of the car in front of them and when they don't get over they turn on their brights, this is one thing Lynn and I can't handle so we get behind them and turn on our brights. At this point it's our opportunityto get past them on the right so we take it and get ahead of them. They can't stand this so they pass the slow car on the left in the middle of M-59 in downtown Waterford. So Lynn throws my Iced Cappuccino at them but they run through a yellow and we get stuck at a red and that was that.
After that the night was pretty standard. Watched Boondock and Detroit Rock City, but it got so late that lynn couldn't drive me home. So I got a lift with Sean and Tony and hung out with them. They are some pretty cool guys we got McDonald's at 330 and sat in the big boy parking lot eating and cracking jokes. All in all it was a very interesting night. Hurray for lynn!!!