Mom, look what i can do!
Drea33mer: tell shane to answer when i call him in 30min...threaten him or soemthinh hah
HockeyChick4018: haha okay!
Drea33mer: :-D
Drea33mer: seriously like threaten him haha
HockeyChick4018: oh i will, i promise :-D
5 minutes later....
HockeyChick4018: im supposed to yell at you and tell you to pick up your phone when kim calls in about 20 min cuz if you dont ill stab you in the eye with my hockey stick and then while you have your hands over your eye ill kick you in the crotch............... with my skate on.....................freshly sharpened.................... and then when you are bent over with one hand on your eye and the other on your crotch ill trip you, and while you are laying on the ground in major pain ill jump on your gut with my 105 pound self... believe me picking up the phone and talking for a little while is a lot better then all of the above....... and dont think i wont!
HockeyChick4018: im an angel really:-D
NuckingFuts412: i can tell
HockeyChick4018: so are you gonna pick up the phone?:)
NuckingFuts412: possibly
NuckingFuts412: you never really know
NuckingFuts412: i may, i may not
HockeyChick4018: grr... AND THEN... when you are trying to get up ill push you back down and and steal your shoes and then hit you in the face with them... and then when youre almost unconcious ill throw baseballs at you... and then ill poke you in the OTHER eye in just the right place to leave you enough vision to see the phone so you can pick it up next time she calls... oooo and then ill take my hockey stick and ill hit you with it 4 times right in the ribs.... and to end that ill jump on you again with more force so it feels like a 120 pound person just jumped on your chest
HockeyChick4018: so now are you gonna pick up the phone:)
NuckingFuts412: im still not convinced
HockeyChick4018: THEN.. ill take my skate and chop your foot off... and then ill shove the foot in your mouth so when you are gasping for air because i will be standing on your neck ill shove the foot in your mouth so you cant breath and when you turn blue ill get off because we dont want you to die.. jsut suffer... then ill jump on you while hitting you in the crotch with my hockey stick and then ill throw basketballs at you and then ill bite you in the arm and the left leg then ill take a wrench and twist your nipple and then ill jump on you WHILE i have my skates on... then ill shove my hockey stick in your crotch.. then to end that ill jump on your chest 102 times sooooooo hard that the hospital will have you breathing with tubes from your head
HockeyChick4018: so you better be on the phone with her now or if she hasnt called yet you better pick up because im vicious
HockeyChick4018: have a nice night shane :-D
threaten him... i think i lived up to the promise...
Drea33mer: :-D
Drea33mer: seriously like threaten him haha
HockeyChick4018: oh i will, i promise :-D
5 minutes later....
HockeyChick4018: im supposed to yell at you and tell you to pick up your phone when kim calls in about 20 min cuz if you dont ill stab you in the eye with my hockey stick and then while you have your hands over your eye ill kick you in the crotch............... with my skate on.....................freshly sharpened.................... and then when you are bent over with one hand on your eye and the other on your crotch ill trip you, and while you are laying on the ground in major pain ill jump on your gut with my 105 pound self... believe me picking up the phone and talking for a little while is a lot better then all of the above....... and dont think i wont!
HockeyChick4018: im an angel really:-D
NuckingFuts412: i can tell
HockeyChick4018: so are you gonna pick up the phone?:)
NuckingFuts412: possibly
NuckingFuts412: you never really know
NuckingFuts412: i may, i may not
HockeyChick4018: grr... AND THEN... when you are trying to get up ill push you back down and and steal your shoes and then hit you in the face with them... and then when youre almost unconcious ill throw baseballs at you... and then ill poke you in the OTHER eye in just the right place to leave you enough vision to see the phone so you can pick it up next time she calls... oooo and then ill take my hockey stick and ill hit you with it 4 times right in the ribs.... and to end that ill jump on you again with more force so it feels like a 120 pound person just jumped on your chest
HockeyChick4018: so now are you gonna pick up the phone:)
NuckingFuts412: im still not convinced
HockeyChick4018: THEN.. ill take my skate and chop your foot off... and then ill shove the foot in your mouth so when you are gasping for air because i will be standing on your neck ill shove the foot in your mouth so you cant breath and when you turn blue ill get off because we dont want you to die.. jsut suffer... then ill jump on you while hitting you in the crotch with my hockey stick and then ill throw basketballs at you and then ill bite you in the arm and the left leg then ill take a wrench and twist your nipple and then ill jump on you WHILE i have my skates on... then ill shove my hockey stick in your crotch.. then to end that ill jump on your chest 102 times sooooooo hard that the hospital will have you breathing with tubes from your head
HockeyChick4018: so you better be on the phone with her now or if she hasnt called yet you better pick up because im vicious
HockeyChick4018: have a nice night shane :-D
threaten him... i think i lived up to the promise...