WAZZA!!!!!
Hey guys!!! Long time no write!! SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAND OF EMZ!!!
First: I WENT TO ITALY!!!! IT WAS FUCKING ASSUME ASS SHIT!!! LOTS OF DETAILS--TO LONG TO TYPE!!!
Key points:
-Found out my cuz is a lez
-Met the love of my life--who is now a total ass and a half
-drank-A LOT!!
-went partying-A LOT!!
-slept in airports--A LOT!! LOLX!!
-did some things that were really, really stupid that I now totally regret--but its the experiences that make you grow in life right?
That about sums up that trip!! IT WAS SOOOO FUCKING AMAZING!!! While I was there I wanted to come back--now that I'm back I'm realizing that it didn't suck at all!!!
About the whole love of my life thing:
-His name is Gaby
-We said the L word within the first week
-Now I hate him with a passion!!
-We went out for two weeks but since the phone call last night I think he wants to get back together. Here's the phone conversation (he was calling from his friends phone--so I thought it was his friend-Luis):
Me: "LUIS! What si your probelm? I don't like Gaby anymore and I don't wanna have anything to do with him! I understand that you guys have been friends since like kindergarden so I don't understand why you are trying to make thing sbetter between us when you know as well as I do that neither of us want to be back together!"
Gaby: "This isn't luis!"
Me: Realizing it's Gaby-"FUCK!"
Gaby: "DON'T HANG UP!"
ME: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?"
Gaby: "I'm coming down this weekend. I want to see you."
Me: "I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS WHAT YOU WANT!!"
Gaby: "I'm coming down this weekend. I want to see you."
Me: Being sarcastic--"Oh-ok!"
Gaby: "I'm coming down this weekend. I want to see you."
Me: "YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.."
Gaby: "NO YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME!! Whether I have to fallow you around all weekend and climb in your window in the middle of the night--I WILL SEE YOU!! Or I could just knowck on the door and answer any questions your parents have!"
ME: "WHAT THE FUCK!! Why do you need to see me? So you can yell and sritize (<-sp!) me more! NO!!!-cuz' then it's going to get violent and they're going to have to sew your balls back on. And if you come to my door I'll call the the police on your stocker ass!!"
Gaby: Silent
Me: "Seriously what is it you have to say to me?"
Gaby: Silent
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO SAY!!"
Gaby: "We'll talk this weekend."
Me: "Whatever you ahve to say to me you can say on the fucking phone!"
Gaby: Silent
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY--CUZ I'M ABOUT TO CLICK IN POINT 2 SECONDS!!"
Gaby: "I love you! And will always love you"
~CLICK~
I WAS PISSED ASS SHIT!!!
G2G--Ms. Fulton is in the room!!
emily
First: I WENT TO ITALY!!!! IT WAS FUCKING ASSUME ASS SHIT!!! LOTS OF DETAILS--TO LONG TO TYPE!!!
Key points:
-Found out my cuz is a lez
-Met the love of my life--who is now a total ass and a half
-drank-A LOT!!
-went partying-A LOT!!
-slept in airports--A LOT!! LOLX!!
-did some things that were really, really stupid that I now totally regret--but its the experiences that make you grow in life right?
That about sums up that trip!! IT WAS SOOOO FUCKING AMAZING!!! While I was there I wanted to come back--now that I'm back I'm realizing that it didn't suck at all!!!
About the whole love of my life thing:
-His name is Gaby
-We said the L word within the first week
-Now I hate him with a passion!!
-We went out for two weeks but since the phone call last night I think he wants to get back together. Here's the phone conversation (he was calling from his friends phone--so I thought it was his friend-Luis):
Me: "LUIS! What si your probelm? I don't like Gaby anymore and I don't wanna have anything to do with him! I understand that you guys have been friends since like kindergarden so I don't understand why you are trying to make thing sbetter between us when you know as well as I do that neither of us want to be back together!"
Gaby: "This isn't luis!"
Me: Realizing it's Gaby-"FUCK!"
Gaby: "DON'T HANG UP!"
ME: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?"
Gaby: "I'm coming down this weekend. I want to see you."
Me: "I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS WHAT YOU WANT!!"
Gaby: "I'm coming down this weekend. I want to see you."
Me: Being sarcastic--"Oh-ok!"
Gaby: "I'm coming down this weekend. I want to see you."
Me: "YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.."
Gaby: "NO YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME!! Whether I have to fallow you around all weekend and climb in your window in the middle of the night--I WILL SEE YOU!! Or I could just knowck on the door and answer any questions your parents have!"
ME: "WHAT THE FUCK!! Why do you need to see me? So you can yell and sritize (<-sp!) me more! NO!!!-cuz' then it's going to get violent and they're going to have to sew your balls back on. And if you come to my door I'll call the the police on your stocker ass!!"
Gaby: Silent
Me: "Seriously what is it you have to say to me?"
Gaby: Silent
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO SAY!!"
Gaby: "We'll talk this weekend."
Me: "Whatever you ahve to say to me you can say on the fucking phone!"
Gaby: Silent
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY--CUZ I'M ABOUT TO CLICK IN POINT 2 SECONDS!!"
Gaby: "I love you! And will always love you"
~CLICK~
I WAS PISSED ASS SHIT!!!
G2G--Ms. Fulton is in the room!!
emily