"Goofy Doof"
Name: Kristy (but goes by Lambert on the internet)
Age: 21 (in November)
Gender: Female
Orientation: Homosexual Extraordinaire
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Occupation: (Will be) An arts and crafts diva
Languages Spoken: English
Languages Written: minimal French, even more minimal Japanese -- mostly English
Interests: Reading, writing, doodling, nightwalks, entertainments, arts and crafts.
Music: Barenaked Ladies, Goo Goo Dolls, Rush, The Offspring, Foo Fighters, Matthew Good, Jack off Jill/Scarling, Placebo, Van Halen, Supertramp, Superbus, Rammstein, The Blue Hearts, Mohammed Rafi, Selena (not the young kid.. the 80s/dead one), Billy Talent, Manic Street Preachers, Blind Melon.
Films: Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Copycat, Blood: the Last Vampire, Gran Torino, Accepted, Poirot (series of movies), Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Number 23, Donnie Darko, Shi Gan, Loving Annabel, But I'm A Cheerleader, various comedian stage shows, various musicals (Dreamgirls, etc), various documentaries.
TV: Boston Legal, Ergo Proxy, Daria, The Venture Bros, Undergrads, Serial Experiments Lain, Trigun, FMA, FMP: TSR, Exhibit A, Cold Case Files, American Justice, City Confidential, Dead Like Me, Kino no Tabi (Kino's Journey), Babylon 5, Odyssey 5, Dark Angel, Dexter, League of Gentlemen (+ the Apocalypse movie), Futurama, Cybersix.
Books: Psychohistorical Crisis, Everything's Eventual, Compulsion, The Chrysalids, Rage, Ghost Story, Kingdom of Fear, Memoirs (Trudeau), Lamb, Corrigan, The Great Influenza, Altered Carbon, This Land is Their Land, Nickle and Dimed, The Shock Doctrine, Why Mexicans Don't Drink Molson, The Wisdom of Whores, Oryx and Crake, Johnny Got His Gun.
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I ask a lot of questions. I write stories about stuff that makes people unnerved at times. (But that's usually more my family, and less the people who like my stuff.)
In life, I am a childlike, goofy doof. In text, I tend to be more collected. I would like to have a writer of some sorts (extra-amateur like me, or more accomplished, I don't mind,) to talk to. I'd like to find a penpal who would be willing to swap doodles, or something. I've been getting in to doing some dark-lighting stuff, so I'd like to have someone to send some of my neater stuff. I am, though, only really working on mutated torsos.. but, I think I can do other things, like feet, if breasts offend.
I am open to either smail mail, or emails, or whatever. My internet access is random, so we could start off with emails, and progress to snail, if that interests anyone.
If this seems too vague, I'm open to questions, if that will help you get a better feel for who I am, and if I seem like a good penpal candidate.
Age: 21 (in November)
Gender: Female
Orientation: Homosexual Extraordinaire
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Occupation: (Will be) An arts and crafts diva
Languages Spoken: English
Languages Written: minimal French, even more minimal Japanese -- mostly English
Interests: Reading, writing, doodling, nightwalks, entertainments, arts and crafts.
Music: Barenaked Ladies, Goo Goo Dolls, Rush, The Offspring, Foo Fighters, Matthew Good, Jack off Jill/Scarling, Placebo, Van Halen, Supertramp, Superbus, Rammstein, The Blue Hearts, Mohammed Rafi, Selena (not the young kid.. the 80s/dead one), Billy Talent, Manic Street Preachers, Blind Melon.
Films: Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Copycat, Blood: the Last Vampire, Gran Torino, Accepted, Poirot (series of movies), Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Number 23, Donnie Darko, Shi Gan, Loving Annabel, But I'm A Cheerleader, various comedian stage shows, various musicals (Dreamgirls, etc), various documentaries.
TV: Boston Legal, Ergo Proxy, Daria, The Venture Bros, Undergrads, Serial Experiments Lain, Trigun, FMA, FMP: TSR, Exhibit A, Cold Case Files, American Justice, City Confidential, Dead Like Me, Kino no Tabi (Kino's Journey), Babylon 5, Odyssey 5, Dark Angel, Dexter, League of Gentlemen (+ the Apocalypse movie), Futurama, Cybersix.
Books: Psychohistorical Crisis, Everything's Eventual, Compulsion, The Chrysalids, Rage, Ghost Story, Kingdom of Fear, Memoirs (Trudeau), Lamb, Corrigan, The Great Influenza, Altered Carbon, This Land is Their Land, Nickle and Dimed, The Shock Doctrine, Why Mexicans Don't Drink Molson, The Wisdom of Whores, Oryx and Crake, Johnny Got His Gun.
__________________________________________________________
I ask a lot of questions. I write stories about stuff that makes people unnerved at times. (But that's usually more my family, and less the people who like my stuff.)
In life, I am a childlike, goofy doof. In text, I tend to be more collected. I would like to have a writer of some sorts (extra-amateur like me, or more accomplished, I don't mind,) to talk to. I'd like to find a penpal who would be willing to swap doodles, or something. I've been getting in to doing some dark-lighting stuff, so I'd like to have someone to send some of my neater stuff. I am, though, only really working on mutated torsos.. but, I think I can do other things, like feet, if breasts offend.
I am open to either smail mail, or emails, or whatever. My internet access is random, so we could start off with emails, and progress to snail, if that interests anyone.
If this seems too vague, I'm open to questions, if that will help you get a better feel for who I am, and if I seem like a good penpal candidate.