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Regards,
Cotton
LiveJournal Abuse Team
We have recently been made aware that you are currently enjoying your LiveJournal. In accordance with LiveJournal's Puritan beliefs, there is to be absolutely no frivolity, happiness, or enjoyment of any kind expressed on this website. More detail regarding LiveJournal's requirements for purity may be found in the Bible. We must request that you discontinue your enjoyment of our site as by no later than 00:01 (midnight) EST 5 June 2006.
If at that time, you have not made the change requested, your journal will be suspended. If you are willing and able to act in a way appropriate with the regulative principle, you will need to contact us with a date and time during which you would like your journal unsuspended. You will then be given 24 hours during which to make the changes requested. If after that time the changes have not been made, your journal will be permanently suspended.
We thank you for your swift cooperation in this matter.
Regards,
Cotton
LiveJournal Abuse Team