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If you're not Jewish, or you've never been to a Passover Seder, you prolly won't get this...but if you are/you have, then it's pretty damned funny ^_^
From beckyzoole: The Haggadah of Christmas.
"This is the fruitcake of our affliction, which our ancestors baked
400 years ago.
All who are in need, come and celebrate Xmas with us.
All who are hungry, come and partake of this 400-year-old fruitcake,
as it is written, "Let them eat cake!"
This year we watch football in the living room, next year may the
Super Bowl come to our city!"
"Who knows one?
I know one!
One is a partridge in a pear tree.
Who knows two?
I know two!
Two are the turtledoves, and
One is a partridge in a pear tree."
And it goes downhill from there ^_~
From beckyzoole: The Haggadah of Christmas.
"This is the fruitcake of our affliction, which our ancestors baked
400 years ago.
All who are in need, come and celebrate Xmas with us.
All who are hungry, come and partake of this 400-year-old fruitcake,
as it is written, "Let them eat cake!"
This year we watch football in the living room, next year may the
Super Bowl come to our city!"
"Who knows one?
I know one!
One is a partridge in a pear tree.
Who knows two?
I know two!
Two are the turtledoves, and
One is a partridge in a pear tree."
And it goes downhill from there ^_~