'Tis the season

Mar 29, 2007 09:44

From my father:

Manischewitzville

And as a bonus, other Passover funnies I've posted in the past:

Who Let the Jews Out?

Matzah by JibJab

The Matzah Song, to the tune of The Llama Song

Here's a matzah, there's a matzah, and another little matzah.
Flata matzah, crunchy matzah, matzah matzah, Fish.

Matza Matza, Marror Matza,
Red Wine, Egg, Charoset, Matzah
Matzah Matzah, Chicken Matzah
matzah matzah fish.

I was one a slave, I lived in Egypt
But I never liked the way we would all get whipped.

I was only three years old and I never rode a bus,
Come on listen little child of our exodus.

Did you ever bake a matzah, eat a matzah, break a matzah,
matza matza taste of matza, matza matza fish

Half a matza, twice the matza,
Not a matzah, Shmurah matzah
matza in a box, a matzah
Dunk a matza, fish

Has it all been told now, Was Reb Eliezer all so old
Is it made of shmurah meal? it will not grow mold,
Now my Matza's getting thin and I must go pish,
time for me to retire now and become a fish.

holidays, passover

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