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i was a tad miffed that a twee poncer nearly stepped on Noodle the other day on King's Road. We were out for a bit of giggle when this dodgy Guvner in a ginger mac stepped out of the Tube acting all flash for some posh dolly.
"Mind the gap, lad," a bloke implored the wanker, saving my Noodle from a spot of bother.
i had to run to the bog afterwards to spill my guts. (i nearly did a cack in my knickers.)
It was near the vicker's pub by the council flat that Lolly moved into.
i stopped over & we watched a dandy episode ov Jellybean Jungle to pump up our grey matter.
Cheeky.
"Mind the gap, lad," a bloke implored the wanker, saving my Noodle from a spot of bother.
i had to run to the bog afterwards to spill my guts. (i nearly did a cack in my knickers.)
It was near the vicker's pub by the council flat that Lolly moved into.
i stopped over & we watched a dandy episode ov Jellybean Jungle to pump up our grey matter.
Cheeky.