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May 09, 2004 21:28

Ok. So. It kinda hit me recently (and by recently I mean along time ago) that Canadians are retarded. Like really retarded. Not just 'tarded like the rest of us. Especially me. But re-tard-ed. Case in point: Americans are from America & Asians are from Asia & Russians are from Russia.

But no. Oh no.
Canada just has to have Canadians. Why you ask? I could go over many reasons why but I will just plainly state that Canadians are retarded.
But I don't critique without offering some sort of helpful advice. Rename either the "British dominion" to Canadia (which sounds good) or natives should be called Canadans (which is good to).
I'm thinkin' Canadia. "Where you from?" "I'm from Canadia, eh."
Yep. When I rightfully control the world It's gonna be called Canadia.

And you can call me Mother Nature.
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