i'm.....so....depressed

May 13, 2003 18:32

I tried to cook falafel but I totally screwed it up. I got falafel crumbs. And I splashed hot oil on myself. So now I have burns down my arm and stains on my Kurt Cobain t-shirt that I love. Then the garage disposal threw up all over me when I was doing the dishes. The I heard on the news that it is supposed to be hotter than normal this summer. My dad still hasn't got the swamp coolers up and running, and it's already like a sauna in here. I hate Las Vegas.

Did you know that if the current rate continues, half of all American children will be obese by the year 2030? At least fat kids won't get made fun of anymore. That's the sunny side.
Previous post Next post
Up