Now which parts, if any, are embelished? ... Anyone? Anyone?
Eclipse Star5: are you totally chickening out?
SexInTheSwamp: yup
Eclipse Star5: lame
Eclipse Star5: what's your reasoning?
SexInTheSwamp: I am burningly tired.
SexInTheSwamp: Because....
SexInTheSwamp: uh...
SexInTheSwamp: I was so drunk last night that I passed out facefirst on the ground while a bunch of construction workers watched, and thusly forgot to take out my contacts, so I've been wearing them for two days straight, and that's bad for your eyes, dontcha know?
Eclipse Star5: seriously?
SexInTheSwamp: What do you think?
Eclipse Star5: um...
Eclipse Star5: half could be true?
SexInTheSwamp: ... Wait, which half?
Eclipse Star5: well, you could have gotten drunk and forgoten to take out contacts after passing out, however it's a bit of a stretch to think that constrution workers had anything to do with this
SexInTheSwamp: I don't know that you forget after passing out so much as neglect to do, but I nitpick.
Eclipse Star5: same difference
SexInTheSwamp: I think it makes perfect sense if construction workers were involved. There's plenty of construction around here.
Eclipse Star5: well you've got me there
SexInTheSwamp: I think it wouldn't even be a stretch to say that I passed out on the ground, watched by construction workers, in my underwear, reeking of vomit and Sweet Pea and Velveeta and pineapple upside-down cake.
Eclipse Star5: come now, who eats Velveeta in this day and age?
SexInTheSwamp: Construction workers?
Eclipse Star5: ...you win this round
SexInTheSwamp: yup
Eclipse Star5: lame
Eclipse Star5: what's your reasoning?
SexInTheSwamp: I am burningly tired.
SexInTheSwamp: Because....
SexInTheSwamp: uh...
SexInTheSwamp: I was so drunk last night that I passed out facefirst on the ground while a bunch of construction workers watched, and thusly forgot to take out my contacts, so I've been wearing them for two days straight, and that's bad for your eyes, dontcha know?
Eclipse Star5: seriously?
SexInTheSwamp: What do you think?
Eclipse Star5: um...
Eclipse Star5: half could be true?
SexInTheSwamp: ... Wait, which half?
Eclipse Star5: well, you could have gotten drunk and forgoten to take out contacts after passing out, however it's a bit of a stretch to think that constrution workers had anything to do with this
SexInTheSwamp: I don't know that you forget after passing out so much as neglect to do, but I nitpick.
Eclipse Star5: same difference
SexInTheSwamp: I think it makes perfect sense if construction workers were involved. There's plenty of construction around here.
Eclipse Star5: well you've got me there
SexInTheSwamp: I think it wouldn't even be a stretch to say that I passed out on the ground, watched by construction workers, in my underwear, reeking of vomit and Sweet Pea and Velveeta and pineapple upside-down cake.
Eclipse Star5: come now, who eats Velveeta in this day and age?
SexInTheSwamp: Construction workers?
Eclipse Star5: ...you win this round