the different shades of hotness

[pennyfeather]

I have decided to analyze a random group of celebrities that I find attractive (random being those with photos on my hard drive) in order to discover corrolations and find some common ground, as my tastes seem to be so erratic.



Okay! Now, from left, clockwise:
Jason Mraz, Conan O'Brien, Hal Sparks, Mark Paul Gosselaar, John Ritter, Jon Stewart, James Marsters.

Similarities:
- Humour (6/7, I'd say)
- Dark hair (6/7)
- Expressive face (4/7)
- "J" first name (4/7)
- Cigarettes (?!) --> 2/7 in photo, probably 4/7 in real life.
- Adorable bewilderment (3/7)
- Have played gay men (3/7)
- Willingness to sing, even badly (5/7)
Example:
-- Jason Mraz is, obviously, a musician and beautiful singer.
-- Hal Sparks sings "I Want to Know What Love Is" on I Love the 80s. Furthermore, has a band called "The Hal Sparks Band".
-- Mark Paul Gosselaar sings in the fake music group "Zack Attack" on Saved by the Bell.
-- James Marsters leads "Ghost of the Robot".
-- Jon Stewart sings in "Elmopalooza".

Dissimilarities:
- Jason Mraz is purely music.
- Conan O'Brien has a bright orange pompadour.
- Hal Sparks has facial hair, is incredibly flexible.
- MP Gosselaar is a serious actor.
- John Ritter is dead.
- Jon Stewart is a political commentator and fake news anchorman.
- James Marsters has bleached hair, incredibly pointy cheekbones.

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In conclusion... I don't know. I'm going to think about this more... later. when I'm not reallyreally tired.

Then again, it probably won't seem so ungodly VITAL if I'm not dead tired.