Sorting Benedict Cumberbatch

Oct 18, 2012 20:08


Because, I just can't get enough of sorting people, and I want to know where you'd sort Benedict. Feel free to tell me why you put him where you did.

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drinkingcocoa October 18 2012, 18:58:57 UTC
Skydiving + motorcycle + works at what he loves until he collapses in exhaustion + unusually high libido + tart for attention + chivalrously notes the genius in others + unable to regulate his verbal enthusiasm + can't help speaking out against somewhat inaccurate charges of poshness + assumes his place is at the center of attention = Gryffindor, baby!

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pennswoods October 18 2012, 20:23:14 UTC
I just blogged this on tumblr and the few responses I received all sort either Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. I wonder if you can post a comment anon and without a tumblr.

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drinkingcocoa October 18 2012, 20:46:50 UTC
I don't know. Not going to find out.

*cackling*

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aprilstarchild October 18 2012, 21:00:37 UTC
Do we know that he has an unusually high libido? 'Cause, that's information that I would really like to have, and I'd think I'd remember reading it.

Hnnng god I hope so. Even though it still increases my chances from zero to twice that much, which is still zero.

I guess I just like the idea of him having a lot of sex. Oh god.

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drinkingcocoa October 18 2012, 21:03:10 UTC
I'm basing the "unusually high libido" hypothesis on:

- his mention of being "incredibly horny" in an interview

- his mischievous display of his long ring finger when someone mentioned that ring finger length is an indicator of male libido

- his appetite for things in general

- his constant naughty awareness of sex

- complete absence of anyone coming forward to contradict me ;-)

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pennswoods October 18 2012, 21:07:34 UTC
I need links to the ring finger thing and to the incredibly horny interview for science!

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drinkingcocoa October 18 2012, 21:14:41 UTC
The incredibly horny interview thing is one of the old interviews that mentions his abduction. The ring finger thing I probably saw on Emma Grant's tumblr. I believe it was someone's tumblr and if it's not yours, it's Emma's. I'm not looking up links for you right now because I have to finish these edits before I go pick up my girls and I've already spent too much time cackling on your LJ instead! Plus, considering the *GASP* shocking thing I've just done at your semi-suggestion, I think I'd better retire from fannishness for the moment before I get in any further!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go test his libido. He's looking at me all "I'm here when you want me."

*cackling more*

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aprilstarchild October 18 2012, 21:09:49 UTC
He has long fingers in general (oh god). I dunno about the ring finger hypothesis. My boyfriend has smallish hands, though....I dunno if it's in relation to your other fingers, or just in general.

He does have quite the lust for life, true.

I can see him holding back from just having sex with any woman he wants just because the press is so cruel in the UK and people do sometimes sell their stories to said press, or if it was discovered that he was slutting it up there being hand-wringing articles on the subject.

Which is a fucking tragedy, I think.

JFC, I would sign a legal document swearing never to tell a soul on the planet if it meant I got to fuck him. But I think I'd be too nervous to enjoy it....I once had a dream we were making out and even in my dream I panicked and thought, "should I tell him I'm a fangirl with a tumblr?!"

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emmagrant01 October 18 2012, 21:13:46 UTC
I once had a dream we were making out and even in my dream I panicked and thought, "should I tell him I'm a fangirl with a tumblr?!"

OMG, I had that exact same dream, and I was terrified he'd find out what I write. :-P

He was a very good kisser in my dream, btw...

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drinkingcocoa October 18 2012, 21:16:10 UTC
Don't worry, sweet. I already told him and he's still coming over to do you after I'm done with him here.

Oy, why am I still spamming pennswoods' LJ when I have to make these edits.

*still cackling*

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pennswoods October 18 2012, 21:20:01 UTC
I call dibs on him next! Oh god this is the best comment party!

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drinkingcocoa October 18 2012, 21:20:51 UTC
Is that fair? He just came from your place!

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pennswoods October 18 2012, 21:21:29 UTC
Squee!!!!

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aprilstarchild October 18 2012, 21:39:25 UTC
When do I get a turn? *pout*

Mebbe I should let him have a meal/nap/shower first.

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aprilstarchild October 18 2012, 21:26:27 UTC
I don't remember if he was a good kisser or not! I just remember waking up and thinking, "goddammit, even in my dreams it doesn't work the way I want!" Also being highly amused, as it was the first time I can remember dreaming about him, and I think it was because it was the first day I hadn't been on tumblr since I started using it. It was like my brain went, "Hmm, we haven't looked at Ben's face today, so we shall imagine it instead."

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