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Apr 01, 2009 23:48

Elijah Wood, Robert Pattinson, and Billy Boyd

Cionaudha gave me these three men to choose whom I would marry, shag, or send over the cliff. This was not really hard, even if I'm not all that happy with the outcome. I kept trying to rethink it, but it always turned out the same. :/



So, first to shag!  Yeah, it's gotta be Rob. He would play guitar and sing to me, or serenade me on the piano. That would be good for starters. Then I could look into his eyes for, oh, like two or three hours. And then I could get all melted by his sexy English accent. And then, well we would eventually have to get down to real business. Could be very nice. For one night I suspect.



Over the cliff goes my sweet Elijah. Not because I want to, and I feel guilty as hell. But, well, he just got pushed out by the other two. Damn!  Sorry, Little Buddy. I'll always have a special place for you in my heart.



Billy Boyd to marry, because I can actually imagine waking up next to him year after year with messy hair and morning breath and still laughing and having a little tumble. And then hanging out in his baggy pajamas drinking coffee and talking. Really talking, because I bet he's a down to earth, funny, smart, decent guy. And HE could sing to me, too and wow me with his accent.

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