it is very early in ye morning
i have a new bowling average and that is seventy two which is eight pins better than my old average. it was seventy four, but cosmic bowling and zz top really "threw me off." i don't really understand why so many bowling alleys employ the black light motif on the weekends. don't get me wrong, black lights ARE totally sweet, especially when illuminating a neon poster of a unicorn. but if you would have explained this combination of bowling and altered reality twenty years ago, i would have pulled out three of your teeth and glued those teeth to the paw of a taxidermied jackrabbit. i want to go to a bowling alley that really goes BALLS OUT with their version of the "cosmic" bowling. seriously, most of these bowling alleys have the standard black lights, yes, and some of them have neon colors in the carpet and/or walls, some of them even have paint on the lanes, and some of them even have shitty djs, but what about smoke, or mabie an astronaut.