We interrupt this otherwise intelligent blog for this:

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MY HERMIT CRAB MOLTED, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

HE SURVIVED HIS FIRST MOLT WITH ME, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

HE'S BOTH HAPPY AND HEALTHY, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

I DON'T SUCK AS A PET OWNER, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

HE'S TINY AND AWESOME, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

HIS NAME IS HERNAN, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

HE'S CLIMBING ON MY ARM NOW, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

WITH HIS TEENY-TINY MOLTING NAILS, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

AND NOW I FEEL LIKE DANCING, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

BUT I CAN'T 'CAUSE I'LL DROP HIM, YEAH YEAH YEAH!

Penni Out.