Mad Men is a show on the tee vee.
Eve: I'm smiling, but on the inside, I am sobbing.
Ewan: I told you, your hair looks nice, and does not at all look like a bad wig.
Eve: THAT ISN'T WHY I AM SAD! And what's wrong with my hair? I don't think it ages me by ten years at all!
Ewan: You kind of look like you should be on Mad Men. It's hot.
Eve: ANYWAY. I am sad because I took a really, really long time to make myself look presentable for once...
Ewan: Are you wearing the big underwear that the women wore in the 60's? Cause that would be HOT.
Eve: ...and you can't even be bothered to wash your hair!
Ewan: I was going for that "Johnny Depp" look.
Eve: You're wearing a powder blue suit, sweetie. And you are not Johnny Depp. You have to wash your hair.
Ewan: You wouldn't be talking to me like this if we lived in 1968.
Eve: Bite me.