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I am being haunted by crack crossovers.
(Alright, I've got holoforms in this dreamworld. It's a nice mix of "why the hell not?" and "at their core, Cybertronians have the urge to mimic" plus a healthy portion of "in a world built on human scale, being 30ft tall can be pretty inconvenient.")
SO one of the Autobots stumbles upon burlesque and gets totally caught up in the ART and the DRAMA... and, not gonna lie, probably the SPARKLES too. And first he's just watching vids online, maybe planning some totally kickass routines, BUT THINGS TOTALLY ESCALATE. Now he's sneaking off base and getting distracted and making suspicious eBay purchases.
(And alright, he might be sneaking off to clubs, but hey! He's totally changing appearances every night, right? Nobody wants to be that creeper who hangs out in the corner for every performance. ..Except he can't exactly change himself every night, and the staff are starting to wonder about who that one fancy sportscar belongs to.)
Then he changes his on-base avatar from male to female, because the majority of the performers he's seen are female and DAMNIT, HE JUST WANTS TO BUILD A BETTER BUSTIER, WHY THE FUCK ARE BOOBS SO DIFFICULT? Folks on base are used to the Autobots shifting their human forms around (most bots do a lot of tweaking before settling on something that works though some never do just to fuck with us), but when someone asks why and it's all finally explained, a couple minds are totally blown.
...I've also got this totally whack idea where the club catches wind of things, and makes up a whole new routine as a sort of humorous 'welcome to the club'/publicity boost mix. Like, burlesque performers representing the autobots and OPTIMUS PRIME'S BLUE, FEATHERED COSTUME, it's burned into my brain.
(Alright, I've got holoforms in this dreamworld. It's a nice mix of "why the hell not?" and "at their core, Cybertronians have the urge to mimic" plus a healthy portion of "in a world built on human scale, being 30ft tall can be pretty inconvenient.")
SO one of the Autobots stumbles upon burlesque and gets totally caught up in the ART and the DRAMA... and, not gonna lie, probably the SPARKLES too. And first he's just watching vids online, maybe planning some totally kickass routines, BUT THINGS TOTALLY ESCALATE. Now he's sneaking off base and getting distracted and making suspicious eBay purchases.
(And alright, he might be sneaking off to clubs, but hey! He's totally changing appearances every night, right? Nobody wants to be that creeper who hangs out in the corner for every performance. ..Except he can't exactly change himself every night, and the staff are starting to wonder about who that one fancy sportscar belongs to.)
Then he changes his on-base avatar from male to female, because the majority of the performers he's seen are female and DAMNIT, HE JUST WANTS TO BUILD A BETTER BUSTIER, WHY THE FUCK ARE BOOBS SO DIFFICULT? Folks on base are used to the Autobots shifting their human forms around (most bots do a lot of tweaking before settling on something that works though some never do just to fuck with us), but when someone asks why and it's all finally explained, a couple minds are totally blown.
...I've also got this totally whack idea where the club catches wind of things, and makes up a whole new routine as a sort of humorous 'welcome to the club'/publicity boost mix. Like, burlesque performers representing the autobots and OPTIMUS PRIME'S BLUE, FEATHERED COSTUME, it's burned into my brain.