Why me being a mean mother doesn't work.
Scene: Kitchen, taking freshly made chocolate chip cookies from the oven.
Daughter's friend: Says something to distract me
Daughter: Steals some cookies.
Two children run out to the street with me close behind.
Me: Bring those cookies back, you cookie thieves! (complete with pointing and general theatrics)
Them: No way!
Me: That's it! It's brussel sprout casserole for dinner tonight!
Random boy going by on his bike, pointing to them and doing a perfect Nelson Muntz: HA - ha!
Me: Falls to the floor in laughter
Daughter's friend: Says something to distract me
Daughter: Steals some cookies.
Two children run out to the street with me close behind.
Me: Bring those cookies back, you cookie thieves! (complete with pointing and general theatrics)
Them: No way!
Me: That's it! It's brussel sprout casserole for dinner tonight!
Random boy going by on his bike, pointing to them and doing a perfect Nelson Muntz: HA - ha!
Me: Falls to the floor in laughter