Sitting in my house, thinking what to do, twiddling my thumbs and sighing on cue...
* Name: Brian Michael Johnson
* Birthday: February, 24, 1985
* Age: 19
* Born: Anaheim, Kelifornia
* What are you afraid of: Not sure.
* Do you wear contacts or glasses?: Nope, but I probably might have to one of these days.
* Do you like yourself?: Nah.
* Embarrasing moment: When I was about...early something teen...I bought Chumbawamba.
* Future kids' names: Boys: Chewbacca, Fred, Napoleon. Girls: Kaylin, Katie, Kira.
* Your best friends: Andrew aka Big Head. Jesse aka Fat Ass. That's about it...family friends don't count.
* Do you get along with your family? Yeps.
* Have you ever hated any person in your family? Hate's such a harsh word. So, no.
* Where do you see yourself 10 years down the road? Living in a van, down by the river.
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: Maybe my thumb, or some part of my hand.
* Been hurt emotionally: I guess.
* Kept a secret from everyone: Yeah.
* Had an imaginary friend: No, I just talk to myself.
* Cried during a movie: Only faggots cry during movies, and on that note...define cry?
* Had a crush on a teacher: Not really, but there were 2-3 that were pretty hot or doable.
* Ever thought an animated character was hot: Yeah, they're all fucking hot. That's because dirty men create them all...it's great.
* Had a new kids on the block tape: No, never needed it, I know the songs by heart.
* Been on stage: When nobody was looking...
* Cut your hair: Yeah, with scissors.
* Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: My mommy.
* Smoked?: When I lit my hair on fire. That doesn't count as a body part though...it's just hair.
* drugs?: Ugh.
* Broken the law?: Yeah, but nothing too serious.
* Ran away from home?: Kinda, but not really.
* Broken a bone?: No, just my nose many times...no bones there.
* Cheated on test?: Yeah but I let people cheat off of me sometimes too, so it's just.
* Played strip poker?: No. For good reason.
* Played truth or dare?: Maybe. By myself? ALL the time! It's great.
* Flashed someone? Myself..ALL the time!
* Flashed someone you didn't know?: No. For good reason.
* Rode in a police car?: Yep.
* Been on a plane?: Planes are for fags.
* Come close to dying?: Quite a few times, because I'm stupid.
* Been in a sauna?: For fags.
* Been in a hot tub? Yeah.
* Swam in the ocean?: Wouldn't call it that.
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* Sex? No. No reasoning for that one, except my hermitness.
* Chicken pox?: Done my pox time.
* Strep throat? Maybe?
* Cold: Yeah, except in the summer...it's just so....hot?
* Stitches? None, yet.
* Cancer? Maybe?
* Surgery? None, yet.
* Someone besides your family say they love you? Yeah, but not seriously.
* Someone punch you? Uh, in the arm? Back? Chest? Leg? Back of the head? Only friends.
* Do you enjoy parks? Sometimes.
* Like picnics? Yeah, because bears always try to steal the basket...and that NEVER gets old.
* Collect anything? You mean like semen? If not, then no.
* Do you like to sing? Yeah, but not around people.
* Like to shop ? No.
* Like to party? Actually...no.
* get in trouble alot? Not really.
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* Color: Dark red, but I doubt I own anything dark red.
* Day/night: Late night/early day.
* Summer/Winter: Winter. I hate the heat. Wait, are these porn actresses? If so, that changes everything. Trick question making mother fucker...I'm on to you.
* Lace or satin: Huh? Satin I guess.
* Fave cartoon characters: Hong Kong Phooey, Zim.
* Fave food: Tortas..Mmmm...and burritos. Sandwiches rule too.
* Fave ad: I hate ads.
* Fave movies: Big Trouble In Little China. No point in listing all the others.
* Fave subject: Sleep.
* Fave 'normal' drink: Mr. Pibb.
* Fave persons to talk to: Me, but not by choice. Make sense? Fuck you.
* Vegetable: Onion.
* Fast food: Del Taco.
* Meat: Animal.
* Candy: Watchamacallit.
* Beverage: Mr. Pibb, still.
* Movies: Type? I dunno, I like what I like. Action/comedy maybe?
* Tv show: Invader Zim, Hong Kong Phooey, Adult Swim.
* Talk show: CONAN!
* Actress: Rachael Leigh Cook is so fucking cute, but I like Jennifer Connelly as an actress...she's hot too.
* Actor: Johnny Depp. He's dreamy.
* Bands and singers: Bad Religion/Greg Graffin. No point listing everything.
* Place to visit: Don't have one?
* Jewelry: T-shirt.
* Number: 10.
* Animal: Chimpanzee.
* Flower: Never payed that much attention.
* Brand of shoes: Whatever.
* Perfume/Cologne: I dunno.
* Car: Corvettes are pretty...too pretty. So, instead, I pick Mustang. Any year.
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* Wearing: Vandals cholo shirt, Dickies, Hanes boxer briefs, Hanes socks, Vans.
* Hair is: All over.
* I'm feeling: I am Hungary.™ Also, the need to pee.
* Eating : My cheek.
* Drinking: My saliva.
* Thinking about: Peeing, eating, and what I'm going to write down. Maybe Keli...now. Now I'm thinking too much, fucker.
* Listening to: Damn Sunday Drivers - All Alone. Uh, it's some internet radio station.
* Talking 2: Nobody. Wait, that's a two...tricky fucker. I'm not talking at all.
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* Cried: Fuck no.
* Worn a skirt: I wish.
* Met someone new: Fuck no.
* Cleaned your room: I have a room?
* Done laundry: I wish.
* Drove a car: Fuck no.
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* Abortion: You're not allowed to have a baby until you're 21...SUCH a great rule. If you're not 21 and have a kid, then the kid gets adopted or DELETED!
* Country music?: Bleh.
* Classical?: Eh.
* Soap Operas?: Haha...well. I used to watch, becaues my sister/mom. Soooooooo, eh.
* Amusement parks?: Eh.
* Your good luck charm? If I knew what it was I'd have a lot of said item.
* Worst song u ever heard? Probably some hardcore song.
* Worst tape/cd in your collection? Chumbawamba. Beat that! You can't, mother fucker.
* Secret crush? Keli, but shush...nobody knows.
* Good student?: Not.
* Good driver?: Wouldn't know. I play a lot of games, but sadly I dislike driving games. =\
* Good actor/actress? Wait, this doesn't make any sense. What do you think about good student? I think I answered these wrong...oh well. I'm a pretty good liar, so I'll say I'm a good actor as well.
* Deep sleeper? No...or yes.
* Good dancer? No? I don't dance.
* Shy? Very.
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* Yourself: Sometimes. Not enough.
* Your Friends: Most times.
* Santa Claus: Yes, but the fat fuck has been slacking the last few years.
* Tooth Fairy: Not anymore. Bitch owes me so much money.
* Destiny/Fate: Not really.
* Angels: Nah.
* God: Only if it's me. That would be great, and I would believe...but no.
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* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope.
* Like anyone?: Sure.
* Who's the loudest: Big head.
* Who's the shyest: That'd be me.
* Who's the weirdest: Toss up between a ton of people. Everybody I know is weird.
* Who do you go to for advice: The internet. w00t!
* When you cried the most: When my mom died.
* Whats the best feeling in the world: Knowing life isn't really all that long. Not really.
* Worst feeling: Knowing life it still kidna long. Not really.
* If you were stuck on an island, which people would you want with you? Everybody I know. That's right bitch, what now?
* If your house was on fire, what two things would you take from your room? When did I get a room? Quit it with that nonsense. I'd take everything, since my "room" is just a corner that happens to be between all kinds of windows and doors leading outside. Or, I'd take the dead rose from my mom's funeral and maybe the rack that has all my CD's on it....or maybe my computer and rose. Fucking CD's cost more though...I dunno. Maybe I'd just pick two family members instead. Hmmm...Richard and...I'd flip a coin to determine Dave and Andrea's fate. Muahahahhahaa!
* Birthday: February, 24, 1985
* Age: 19
* Born: Anaheim, Kelifornia
* What are you afraid of: Not sure.
* Do you wear contacts or glasses?: Nope, but I probably might have to one of these days.
* Do you like yourself?: Nah.
* Embarrasing moment: When I was about...early something teen...I bought Chumbawamba.
* Future kids' names: Boys: Chewbacca, Fred, Napoleon. Girls: Kaylin, Katie, Kira.
* Your best friends: Andrew aka Big Head. Jesse aka Fat Ass. That's about it...family friends don't count.
* Do you get along with your family? Yeps.
* Have you ever hated any person in your family? Hate's such a harsh word. So, no.
* Where do you see yourself 10 years down the road? Living in a van, down by the river.
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: Maybe my thumb, or some part of my hand.
* Been hurt emotionally: I guess.
* Kept a secret from everyone: Yeah.
* Had an imaginary friend: No, I just talk to myself.
* Cried during a movie: Only faggots cry during movies, and on that note...define cry?
* Had a crush on a teacher: Not really, but there were 2-3 that were pretty hot or doable.
* Ever thought an animated character was hot: Yeah, they're all fucking hot. That's because dirty men create them all...it's great.
* Had a new kids on the block tape: No, never needed it, I know the songs by heart.
* Been on stage: When nobody was looking...
* Cut your hair: Yeah, with scissors.
* Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: My mommy.
* Smoked?: When I lit my hair on fire. That doesn't count as a body part though...it's just hair.
* drugs?: Ugh.
* Broken the law?: Yeah, but nothing too serious.
* Ran away from home?: Kinda, but not really.
* Broken a bone?: No, just my nose many times...no bones there.
* Cheated on test?: Yeah but I let people cheat off of me sometimes too, so it's just.
* Played strip poker?: No. For good reason.
* Played truth or dare?: Maybe. By myself? ALL the time! It's great.
* Flashed someone? Myself..ALL the time!
* Flashed someone you didn't know?: No. For good reason.
* Rode in a police car?: Yep.
* Been on a plane?: Planes are for fags.
* Come close to dying?: Quite a few times, because I'm stupid.
* Been in a sauna?: For fags.
* Been in a hot tub? Yeah.
* Swam in the ocean?: Wouldn't call it that.
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* Sex? No. No reasoning for that one, except my hermitness.
* Chicken pox?: Done my pox time.
* Strep throat? Maybe?
* Cold: Yeah, except in the summer...it's just so....hot?
* Stitches? None, yet.
* Cancer? Maybe?
* Surgery? None, yet.
* Someone besides your family say they love you? Yeah, but not seriously.
* Someone punch you? Uh, in the arm? Back? Chest? Leg? Back of the head? Only friends.
* Do you enjoy parks? Sometimes.
* Like picnics? Yeah, because bears always try to steal the basket...and that NEVER gets old.
* Collect anything? You mean like semen? If not, then no.
* Do you like to sing? Yeah, but not around people.
* Like to shop ? No.
* Like to party? Actually...no.
* get in trouble alot? Not really.
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* Color: Dark red, but I doubt I own anything dark red.
* Day/night: Late night/early day.
* Summer/Winter: Winter. I hate the heat. Wait, are these porn actresses? If so, that changes everything. Trick question making mother fucker...I'm on to you.
* Lace or satin: Huh? Satin I guess.
* Fave cartoon characters: Hong Kong Phooey, Zim.
* Fave food: Tortas..Mmmm...and burritos. Sandwiches rule too.
* Fave ad: I hate ads.
* Fave movies: Big Trouble In Little China. No point in listing all the others.
* Fave subject: Sleep.
* Fave 'normal' drink: Mr. Pibb.
* Fave persons to talk to: Me, but not by choice. Make sense? Fuck you.
* Vegetable: Onion.
* Fast food: Del Taco.
* Meat: Animal.
* Candy: Watchamacallit.
* Beverage: Mr. Pibb, still.
* Movies: Type? I dunno, I like what I like. Action/comedy maybe?
* Tv show: Invader Zim, Hong Kong Phooey, Adult Swim.
* Talk show: CONAN!
* Actress: Rachael Leigh Cook is so fucking cute, but I like Jennifer Connelly as an actress...she's hot too.
* Actor: Johnny Depp. He's dreamy.
* Bands and singers: Bad Religion/Greg Graffin. No point listing everything.
* Place to visit: Don't have one?
* Jewelry: T-shirt.
* Number: 10.
* Animal: Chimpanzee.
* Flower: Never payed that much attention.
* Brand of shoes: Whatever.
* Perfume/Cologne: I dunno.
* Car: Corvettes are pretty...too pretty. So, instead, I pick Mustang. Any year.
-------RiGhT nOw--------
* Wearing: Vandals cholo shirt, Dickies, Hanes boxer briefs, Hanes socks, Vans.
* Hair is: All over.
* I'm feeling: I am Hungary.™ Also, the need to pee.
* Eating : My cheek.
* Drinking: My saliva.
* Thinking about: Peeing, eating, and what I'm going to write down. Maybe Keli...now. Now I'm thinking too much, fucker.
* Listening to: Damn Sunday Drivers - All Alone. Uh, it's some internet radio station.
* Talking 2: Nobody. Wait, that's a two...tricky fucker. I'm not talking at all.
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* Cried: Fuck no.
* Worn a skirt: I wish.
* Met someone new: Fuck no.
* Cleaned your room: I have a room?
* Done laundry: I wish.
* Drove a car: Fuck no.
---wHaT dO yOu ThInK about---
* Abortion: You're not allowed to have a baby until you're 21...SUCH a great rule. If you're not 21 and have a kid, then the kid gets adopted or DELETED!
* Country music?: Bleh.
* Classical?: Eh.
* Soap Operas?: Haha...well. I used to watch, becaues my sister/mom. Soooooooo, eh.
* Amusement parks?: Eh.
* Your good luck charm? If I knew what it was I'd have a lot of said item.
* Worst song u ever heard? Probably some hardcore song.
* Worst tape/cd in your collection? Chumbawamba. Beat that! You can't, mother fucker.
* Secret crush? Keli, but shush...nobody knows.
* Good student?: Not.
* Good driver?: Wouldn't know. I play a lot of games, but sadly I dislike driving games. =\
* Good actor/actress? Wait, this doesn't make any sense. What do you think about good student? I think I answered these wrong...oh well. I'm a pretty good liar, so I'll say I'm a good actor as well.
* Deep sleeper? No...or yes.
* Good dancer? No? I don't dance.
* Shy? Very.
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* Yourself: Sometimes. Not enough.
* Your Friends: Most times.
* Santa Claus: Yes, but the fat fuck has been slacking the last few years.
* Tooth Fairy: Not anymore. Bitch owes me so much money.
* Destiny/Fate: Not really.
* Angels: Nah.
* God: Only if it's me. That would be great, and I would believe...but no.
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* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope.
* Like anyone?: Sure.
* Who's the loudest: Big head.
* Who's the shyest: That'd be me.
* Who's the weirdest: Toss up between a ton of people. Everybody I know is weird.
* Who do you go to for advice: The internet. w00t!
* When you cried the most: When my mom died.
* Whats the best feeling in the world: Knowing life isn't really all that long. Not really.
* Worst feeling: Knowing life it still kidna long. Not really.
* If you were stuck on an island, which people would you want with you? Everybody I know. That's right bitch, what now?
* If your house was on fire, what two things would you take from your room? When did I get a room? Quit it with that nonsense. I'd take everything, since my "room" is just a corner that happens to be between all kinds of windows and doors leading outside. Or, I'd take the dead rose from my mom's funeral and maybe the rack that has all my CD's on it....or maybe my computer and rose. Fucking CD's cost more though...I dunno. Maybe I'd just pick two family members instead. Hmmm...Richard and...I'd flip a coin to determine Dave and Andrea's fate. Muahahahhahaa!