i woke up too early today...
...and i think it was because i had to poop. :(
so with that image in mind, i will go on to promote the HIGHLY ACCLAIMED SUPERSTAR, and friend of mind, Zak Smith (aka Zak Sabbath), artist and pornographer and now writer extraordinaire.... well, he's at least some of those things and he wrote and illustrated a book called "We Did Porn," a memoir of his experiences around the Alt-Porn scene. (he's the half-hair guy from "girls lie" and other fine adult cinema).
so yesterday, after going to work for bluebird films, and actually not doing a milf scene (praise the lord! lord? well, someone should get the praise... probably kimberly from bluebird's casting), i drove fast, and then slow (traffic), and then walked briskly towards Book Soup where Zak would be giving a reading. Kimberly Kane and Many Morbid were there along with fans of Zak's who i did not know. we listened to him read a chapter about listening to republicans on television, playing video games with pixie pearl and his girlfriend, and then banging the both of them... there was also a chapter on his first anal scene... and on something else. they are well-written and more interesting than i have explained here.
anyways, zak, mandy, kimberly, and i all went to dinner at some place on sunset that was celebrating canada day with a variety of cheap canadian beers (mandy is from canada). i had an arnold palmer and this chicken dish with a sauce that zak described as chocolately, but i would have to disagree. we talked about a lot of things. i was recognized by someone in the table across from us. kimberly started getting mildly sauced and relaying information her horse and dog porn collection. we all became intrigued enough to agree to a late-night gathering, one that revolved around sampling that collection.
im a curious fellow and will watch about anything at least once. ive stumbled across the snuff and other such fucked up or illegal video/image on occasion, and though it sometimes made me ill, it seems to add to a certain knowledge about what goes on in the world. i dont know, curiousity killed the cat, but im not dead yet. anyways... we got down to business at kimberly's place. the first video was something out of brazil and featured three sort-of-attractive-women-from-certain-angels getting naked and then warming each other up. this part was not interesting as it just featured some boring girl/girl sex with people who probably couldnt make a living at it in this neck of the woods. but then a smash cut put them in close proximity to a small horse (a pony?), who was already erect. they start blowing the horse, fucking each other, then fucking the horse, and then... doing anal with the horse? yes, a couple of these girls had horse cock shoved up their buttholes. quite amazing. the horse just stands there and they do all the work. and these girls are into it. when the horse cums (which is quite prolific), these girls fucking snowball that shit and lick whatever landed on each other's faces. i have to say i was impressed. i mean these girls were invested...
so after that, we switch to the dog porn. a much less attractive cast, but this shit had a storyline and everything. it was like a real production. there was a little intro with the girls sitting on a bench at the park. they spot a jogger with his dog and then talk about how theyd love to seduce the guy and the dog. it had flashbacks to earlier dogs they banged. it even had 80's porno music. like there really must be a somewhat substantial market for this shit. but the novelty wore off because this shit was just gross, but we let it play and focused our attention on other things like cute girls on the internet, or kimberly and mandy taking turns demonstrating their lap dance skills (ive never actually had a lap dance up until last night... but they were kind of tease lap dances... didnt get the full thing... but ive never been to a strip club so i dont know what its all about). anyways, blah blah ... anything that happened after that was obviously not as interesting as horse porn. so i left went to bed at some point.
other than that... well, my friend, kayden, enrolled himself in an advanced summer screenwriting course which means he has to write a feature script in 6 weeks. but his script idea is something hes working on with me. which means both of us have to finish this script in six weeks. so weve been storming our outline together the past few days. im about to go back to his place in a little bit to work on it again. wont spoil anything, but its pretty cool. sort of based on a true story (nothing that has to do with us so dont expect any porn, horse or otherwise).
so with that image in mind, i will go on to promote the HIGHLY ACCLAIMED SUPERSTAR, and friend of mind, Zak Smith (aka Zak Sabbath), artist and pornographer and now writer extraordinaire.... well, he's at least some of those things and he wrote and illustrated a book called "We Did Porn," a memoir of his experiences around the Alt-Porn scene. (he's the half-hair guy from "girls lie" and other fine adult cinema).
so yesterday, after going to work for bluebird films, and actually not doing a milf scene (praise the lord! lord? well, someone should get the praise... probably kimberly from bluebird's casting), i drove fast, and then slow (traffic), and then walked briskly towards Book Soup where Zak would be giving a reading. Kimberly Kane and Many Morbid were there along with fans of Zak's who i did not know. we listened to him read a chapter about listening to republicans on television, playing video games with pixie pearl and his girlfriend, and then banging the both of them... there was also a chapter on his first anal scene... and on something else. they are well-written and more interesting than i have explained here.
anyways, zak, mandy, kimberly, and i all went to dinner at some place on sunset that was celebrating canada day with a variety of cheap canadian beers (mandy is from canada). i had an arnold palmer and this chicken dish with a sauce that zak described as chocolately, but i would have to disagree. we talked about a lot of things. i was recognized by someone in the table across from us. kimberly started getting mildly sauced and relaying information her horse and dog porn collection. we all became intrigued enough to agree to a late-night gathering, one that revolved around sampling that collection.
im a curious fellow and will watch about anything at least once. ive stumbled across the snuff and other such fucked up or illegal video/image on occasion, and though it sometimes made me ill, it seems to add to a certain knowledge about what goes on in the world. i dont know, curiousity killed the cat, but im not dead yet. anyways... we got down to business at kimberly's place. the first video was something out of brazil and featured three sort-of-attractive-women-from-certain-angels getting naked and then warming each other up. this part was not interesting as it just featured some boring girl/girl sex with people who probably couldnt make a living at it in this neck of the woods. but then a smash cut put them in close proximity to a small horse (a pony?), who was already erect. they start blowing the horse, fucking each other, then fucking the horse, and then... doing anal with the horse? yes, a couple of these girls had horse cock shoved up their buttholes. quite amazing. the horse just stands there and they do all the work. and these girls are into it. when the horse cums (which is quite prolific), these girls fucking snowball that shit and lick whatever landed on each other's faces. i have to say i was impressed. i mean these girls were invested...
so after that, we switch to the dog porn. a much less attractive cast, but this shit had a storyline and everything. it was like a real production. there was a little intro with the girls sitting on a bench at the park. they spot a jogger with his dog and then talk about how theyd love to seduce the guy and the dog. it had flashbacks to earlier dogs they banged. it even had 80's porno music. like there really must be a somewhat substantial market for this shit. but the novelty wore off because this shit was just gross, but we let it play and focused our attention on other things like cute girls on the internet, or kimberly and mandy taking turns demonstrating their lap dance skills (ive never actually had a lap dance up until last night... but they were kind of tease lap dances... didnt get the full thing... but ive never been to a strip club so i dont know what its all about). anyways, blah blah ... anything that happened after that was obviously not as interesting as horse porn. so i left went to bed at some point.
other than that... well, my friend, kayden, enrolled himself in an advanced summer screenwriting course which means he has to write a feature script in 6 weeks. but his script idea is something hes working on with me. which means both of us have to finish this script in six weeks. so weve been storming our outline together the past few days. im about to go back to his place in a little bit to work on it again. wont spoil anything, but its pretty cool. sort of based on a true story (nothing that has to do with us so dont expect any porn, horse or otherwise).