damn you, furry little woodland creatures.

[penisfish]

so today. is the one day i regret no goin to church with my folks. cause. okay.
all the polish people are doing their thing, and suddenly- COMMOTION!
people are all OMG WHATS GOING ON
and its like, you know when you do the wave with a group of people
when you stand and sit
well
the COMMOTION moved throughout the entire church
cause, apparently
there was an IMPOSTER
and that IMPOSTER
was
a
SQUIRREL
so everyone is all FGJHFHJDFHJFD cause theres a squirrel jumping around freaking out trying to get out
but the windows were closed
and no one knows how it got in
and it was running around pretty fast
jumping from like pew to pew to screaming person to flailing woman
and it was EVERYWHERE
i wish i was there XD
and this woman near my mom grabbed onto her arm and was all
"whats going on?! o_o!!"
"theres a squirrel D:!!!"
"oh my GOODNESS!!!! Ma'am, you dont even understand- im so TERRIFIED of SQUIRRELS!!"
"....yes."
like, thats great, what do you want my mom to do xD
coil around you in a protective cacoon?
and anyway my mom was freakin out too
even though it never touched her.
it jumped on my dads leg though
if it would have touched me i would have screamed so loud XD
cause i cant control the volume of my voice :|