au jus

Jul 06, 2009 22:53

hi everybody

since friday i:
waited tables at the cafe
fucked my ex
did laundry
kissed Andrew
lost his backpack (but it wasnt my fault)
got my ipod stolen
drank beer from a beer bong
woke up wearing nothing but a bandana and someone elses boxers (still not sure whos)
kissed a seventeen year old
saw my aunt panhandling (aunt by proximity not blood)
randomly saw fuckface zoe and her "boi"friend downtown
ate like.... a lot of brownies
renamed people in my phone as disney characters when i was drunk/high. i have NO idea who is who. its pretty rad. today i texted "mulan" and asked who they were. s/he replied "very funny"
got caught being drunk by my brothers bff
found out the seventeen year old is seventeen, didnt care, texted him anyway
hung out with chelsea c

fuk.
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