the emmett song.... REVIVED

[penino]

emmett soldati
you're such a hottie
i just want your body (chorus: ooohh)
even though you're second to belsky
and you never show up to morning meeting
'cause you sleep too late
that's okay, let's fornicate
even though i'm sleeping with your roommate

emmett soldati
stop being so naughty
if you have sex with alice you'll turn into nikos
but that's okay
even though you have shittier clothes
and you're not as hot
and you suck a lot
emmett soldati

** THE GAME: a point for each thing you can guess that is now innaccurate and needs revising**
come on comrades, we can do better than this!
upon my return to the states..... the emmett song: the sequel (a.k.a. emmett numero dos, emmett revisited, return of the emmett song.....) man, there are just endless possibilities
who else wants a song (custom-made!)... i'm feeling creative

and on a slightly related note, guess who imed me?

ESME FOR CHAIR OF TECH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... somebody help me out here