20 randoms
1. if brazil were drazil instead, it would actually be lizard spelled backwards.
2. likewise, if the made up words gorg and nogarb were gorf and nogard, respectively, then they would be frog and dragon spelled backwards.
3. i remember the day when this girl died, and how the rose from her cheeks was sucked down into tiny purple colored formless dots on her back. i remember this day and how much i wanted a hamburger and how a hamburger with onions and mayonaise would have made that day just perfect. i hate myself for not eating a hamburger then. still.
4. i hate rat tails. the hairdo.
5. once i looked at a freezer with an ice machine and ice came out. then i thought about batman.
6. theres a tiny skeleton in a wall by an exit door somewhere. it looks that way. from a crack at least.
7. i make the noise of windmills with my mouth. its the sound of my magic powers.
8. i wanted lava gloves to play with lava.
9. be careful when you scratch your butt.
10. if you're not careful, someone will think your butt has worms, and they'll perform a butt inspection.
11. the butt inspection will be humiliating.
12. make love to me you white devil.
13. i can do flips.
14. ive ordered menudo just because i liked the name. it was brown. i didnt eat a drop.
15. shaved cats on shingles.
16. i fed my hamster a blowpop once. it liked it and didnt die.
17. BULLCORN!
18. i think im invisible. not invincible.
19. i try not to eat poisonous rubbish.
20. that's all.
2. likewise, if the made up words gorg and nogarb were gorf and nogard, respectively, then they would be frog and dragon spelled backwards.
3. i remember the day when this girl died, and how the rose from her cheeks was sucked down into tiny purple colored formless dots on her back. i remember this day and how much i wanted a hamburger and how a hamburger with onions and mayonaise would have made that day just perfect. i hate myself for not eating a hamburger then. still.
4. i hate rat tails. the hairdo.
5. once i looked at a freezer with an ice machine and ice came out. then i thought about batman.
6. theres a tiny skeleton in a wall by an exit door somewhere. it looks that way. from a crack at least.
7. i make the noise of windmills with my mouth. its the sound of my magic powers.
8. i wanted lava gloves to play with lava.
9. be careful when you scratch your butt.
10. if you're not careful, someone will think your butt has worms, and they'll perform a butt inspection.
11. the butt inspection will be humiliating.
12. make love to me you white devil.
13. i can do flips.
14. ive ordered menudo just because i liked the name. it was brown. i didnt eat a drop.
15. shaved cats on shingles.
16. i fed my hamster a blowpop once. it liked it and didnt die.
17. BULLCORN!
18. i think im invisible. not invincible.
19. i try not to eat poisonous rubbish.
20. that's all.