Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
See, since I didn't get any sleep last night (it was very hot and sticky and Netflix Instant has SO MANY MOVIES), and I've got a couple of Raytones shows later today in Menlo Park, I drank one o' them 5-hour energy drinks (allegedly "berry" flavor). That was about 90 minutes ago, and I'm now at the stage of my caffeine high where I want to run down the street hugging everyone I see. So, like, wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Also, I've been dutifully Tweetering George Carlin quotes every 30 minutes in honor of his 3rd deathiversary. He was so damn brilliant on so many levels.
- 'This program was prerecorded.' Well of course it was prerecorded! When else are you gonna record it, afterwards?
- They might tell you you're on a non-stop flight. Well, I don't think I care for that. No, I INSIST that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.
- A man has barricaded himself inside of his house. However, he is not armed and no one is paying any attention to him.
- A dog exploded on a busy downtown street corner. No one was killed, however 20 people were overcome by fur.