It's been a while since this was posted, and I recently realized that I've never posted it all in one place before. Since I'm too lazy to actually combine the various chapters, here's a handy set of links to them for your reading enjoyment. So, read and enjoy.
* Part I -
In which a terrible discovery is made* Part II -
In which an investigation is launched* Part III -
In which a culprit is identified* Part IV -
In which things take a turn for the curious* Part V -
In which danger looms * Part VI -
The stunning conclusion of our exciting tale of adventure for strapping young lads