.someone.done.told.you.wrong.

Aug 15, 2004 19:53

had a grand 'ol time at daniels today. ::slaps cards down::
mwahahahahaha...

*SHOOTS MRS.ENGLER IN HER PHACE PHAT*

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journal_name August 16 2004, 20:48:23 UTC
Your last statement baffles and confuses me.
Analyze time:

1)Suppose you meant to say 'phat phace'; well, Mrs. Engler's phace is certainly anything but phat.
2)Suppose you meant to put a comma between phace and phat, suggesting that shooting Mrs. Engler in the face is phat. Indeed it is, so this is one possibility.
3)Suppose you meant to say 'phace fat'; at first I believed that it would be more appropriate to say 'fat phace', but then I realized that Mrs. Engler's face is so excessively fat, that the fat particles therein could have their own designated label. This is possibility number two.
4)Suppose you meant to say 'shoots mrs. engler's face in her fat'; this statement implies that Mrs. Engler is a giant behemoth of fat, and that her face has become immersed in her insurmountable quantity of fat. At first I thought that would be an exaggeration.. but then I suddenly remembered Mrs. Engler is actually a gigantic fat-monster, and that the whole idea must be the solution.

So as to ease my troubled mind,
I suggest that you meant to say:

*Shoots Mrs. Engler - The Hideous Blob's face, which is seemingly lost among her sea of fat*

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runpandarun August 17 2004, 04:54:08 UTC
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hahhahahahhahahahhahahah

Engler day today for me. Now i'm going to see her and think of this.

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hahhahahahhahahahha x 109283

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jiffyfrog13 August 17 2004, 13:29:39 UTC
lmao, that made me happy...a lot

oh noes

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penguinsrevenge August 17 2004, 17:30:44 UTC
i think i should print this out and wrap it up all nice and pretty and give it to her for christmas.

yay! idea! or as stripling would say 'ideal!'
(is it stripley?or stripling?)

0_o

either way, you catch my drift.

jr- i find you intoxicatingly persistant. its wonderful...keept it up kidd, you could be our next president...oh wait..you dont take a big enough part in crime and unfortunately your resemblance to a penguin is somewhat non-existant. oh noes.

you do however look vaguely like a polar bear.

enjoy the rest of your week mah dear and i shall see you in the wonderful and thought provoking 5th period.

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