I resent this
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I put gum in ladyoftherings2's hair (-12 points). In August I stole chipmunknuggetz's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I donated bone marrow to glowingxguitar in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-414 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
penguinskickbut