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There was a snail who liked to race cars. Nobody thought that this snail could win a race because he was, in fact, a snail. So this snail was determined to prove everyone wrong. He went to fanciest shmanciest race car shop around and said, "I want the God-damn fastiest car you sell." And although it was very expensive, the salesman sold him the S-Car.
So at the next race the snail is so sure hes going to win. Hes acting all cocky and shit, you know, talking smack to the other drivers. Then the races begins. The snail takes off like a bat out of hell. He pulls ahead of everyone.
All the spectators are like "Look at the S-Car go"
GET IT!!!
Hes a snail, escargot, S-Car go.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
So at the next race the snail is so sure hes going to win. Hes acting all cocky and shit, you know, talking smack to the other drivers. Then the races begins. The snail takes off like a bat out of hell. He pulls ahead of everyone.
All the spectators are like "Look at the S-Car go"
GET IT!!!
Hes a snail, escargot, S-Car go.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA