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May 16, 2005 08:15

boring weekend plus i just spent $1100 on music equipment, but my new amp is crazy loudness, so i'll be blowing away houma pretty soon along with a few other city's maybe. now i am poor but loud.

I WENT ON a quest to new orleans to get some new clothes but no one wanted to come with me and i just feel dumb by myself. so i went anyway and we were gonna make a movie but anyway i'll wright a song about it.

"friday"

it was a clear black night
a clear white moon
i was hoping to find someone to spoon
with me and watch some flicks
but INSTEAD i made a house out of chop suey sticks

went to a party it was very tight
everyone was drinkin just to feel right
IT was crazy crazy crazy
but later we found a turtle who became our baby

Wilfredton was his name
and pissing was his game

chorus
we put him on the slide and after the slide he pissed
we took him for a ride and after the ride he pissed
then we had to say good bye and after our good byes we kissed

the next lovely day a spent all my money
cause that is what you do in the land of milk and honey
you get THE money and spend it
you get the play dough and bend it

so i think i might get my haircut today
i wonder what everyone will say
i think i've had the mullet a little too long
i look like i'd be a professional in ping pong

chorus 2x
HXC part
but this time instead of kissing me wilfredton bit me on the friggin nose
and now it's bleeding everywhere
i have blood on my face
blood in my mouth
blood in my eyes and i can't see where i'm going now
so this is the end of my story hope you've enjoyed your life
because i know i did not

p.s. was the turtles name WILFREDTON or WILFREDSON
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