Go on, look it up. I dare you.

[penguinpunk]

Today is the day that I am absolutely positive I picked the right major. Shakespeare mentions dildos. And this isn't any old school classy mention...the more things change, the more they stay the same.

(Actual update to come later including: why my writing prof may think I am a lesbian, why I am minoring in drunk wrangling, and a treatise on hormone therapy.)