Memage yoinked from dsseven
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
The guy who assaulted my sister.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who would you chose?
Vanilla Ice
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
My uncle for being a complete moron
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
Cheddar
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Amoroso roll with Hellman's mayo, lean black-forest maple ham, roast beef, turkey, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, and oninons.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex. Who would it be?
Do I really have to say? Don't you all know by now? OKay, for those of you who've been living under a rock: JENSEN ACKLES
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
John Legend
8. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
There's some sheets and pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond I really want. Some pots and pans, too.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Paris, France.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
A winery.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice.
A nice Australian Shiraz, like Black Swan.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to any time in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
September 8, 1966. So I can see the premiere of Star Trek: TOS.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Treat others better than you treat yourself, and reap the rewards of how it feels to care for your fellow persons. <--- Great answer!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It's a behind-the-scenes look at movie studios. And it's written by aaron sorkin.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
SHIT!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
"Wanna play rummy?"
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My 100-year old + blond oak dining room table. It was originally owned by my great grandmother.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Visit my parents and tell them I love them, that they did a good job with me, and give them my last will so they know what I want done with my body and who they should contact to let everyone know about my passing.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice!
Super vision, the ability to see very small things, things very far away, and through things... bye bye glasses!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The first time I sat down and had a conversation with The Girl
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
My first job out of college. It was a completely soul-crushing, demoralizing experience.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy! It'd be just like going home.
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!!
Just getting to kind of hover would be fun, especially if I need a different angle to see things with my super sight. Otherwise, what fun would it be?
24. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
John Belushi.
25. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have finally opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
That's a tough one. It's a toss-up between Kim Bibbo (died of a heart condition at 26) or Nick Berg (beheaded in Iraq in 2004 also at age 26). Neither death was fair. But if I HAVE to pick just one, I'm going to go with Kim because I miss her every day.
27. What's your theme song?
"The Origin of Love" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
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In other news, I was a maniac last night and decided to pull the weeds out of my garden at 11:00 at night. I'd had enough. The weeds had to go. Now the flower bed is clear enough that I can replant and make it pretty again. Gone round the bend? Me? Wel... yeah, maybe.