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[penguinboy]

Q: What's the most hurtful thing you can do to a man? A: Gnaw on his testicles. That has something to do with mermaids, but I forget what. They both remind me of the phrases "salt water" and "come up for air.” Mermaids have these killer stares which enables them to win in any staring contest. I once dated a mermaid. That was sufficiently

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[testdriver]

i love you penquin boy...even though you broke my heart.



i'll never love again.